Wikipedia:Silly Things/Outtakes of What Wikipedia is not
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What Wikipedia is not – Outtakes is a composition that explores Wikipedia's official policy What Wikipedia is not. As noted in that policy, "Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia and, as a means to that end, an online community of individuals interested in building a high-quality encyclopedia in a spirit of mutual respect. Therefore, there are certain things that Wikipedia is not." For example, Wikipedia content is not a paper encyclopedia, a dictionary, a blog or webspace provider, or a crystal ball and the Wikipedia community is not a democracy, bureaucracy, battleground, or an anarchy. Importantly, Wikipedia is not censored. However, since What Wikipedia is not was first developed beginning at least as early as September 24, 2001, a number of proposed additions never made it in. This essay looks at portions of the policy that were removed in the editing process and not included in the work's final, publicly released version. In addition, it looks at portions of the policy that may have been removed had they been added in the editing process, but nonetheless have relevance to the policy.
Wikipedia is not British rail
editIf it was, things would be even more disorganized.
Wikipedia isn't a sharp condemnation of Margaret Thatcher's government[c], this is because it's not the A-Side to "Dreams of Children"
But it is the jam when it's down in the tube station at midnight
Wikipedia is not the autobiographies of John Wardley
editBecause Wikipedia did not design Nemesis at Alton Towers
Wikipedia is not The Air Training Corps
editWikipedia does not teach you drill
Wikipedia is not mentioned in Mortal Engines by Phillip Reeve
editBut Mortal Engines by Phillip Reeve is mentioned in Wikipedia
Wikipedia is not a place for colored text
editColored text like this is too beautiful to be included in Wikipedia. Take your rainbow vibes somewhere else.
So don't use the @ (at-sign) to refer to users. Please. However, it does ping the user you're referring to. And that user might get mad because you ruined their peaceful day!
Wikipedia is not a place for REDACTED
editWe're sorry, this joke has been REDACTED due to it being unfunny. Please contact +1 (855) 444-8888 for more information as to why this unfunny joke has been REDACTED.
Wikipedia is not a towed gun-howitzer M1955 D-20
editThough wikipedia may fire OF-32 shells at you without warning, it is not a towed gun-howitzer and you must not destroy its emplacement.
Wikipedia is not Cells at Work
editI hereby proclaim the formation of Wikipedialand, and I proclaim myself Eternal Supreme Leader of the Communist Party of Wikipedialand. This means that, in any type of friendly discussion, my opinion is automatically right, and I will start an edit war with you if you are to disagree with me.
Wikipedia is not a supercontinent
editAlthough the world of Wikipedias was once unified by Pangaea, Wikipedia is not a supercontinent.
Wikipedia isnt aint no place for gramers that ares bad
editthere isnot gona be some gramor thatnotreedabul? or otherwiz sum Grammer Not Zs and Grammer Pol E ciz culd can go to you house and arrests you be makes however a exceptional.
Wikipedia is not somewhere you can put your sponsorships
editThis article was sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends. Get 50,000 Free Silver[e] when you join my guild with promo code "TOTALLY-NOT-A-SCAM"! And also, for the first 120 of you to enjoy RAID on your device with CONSOLE-QUALITY GRAPHICS[f] using code "GAMBLE-YOUR-MONEY-AWAY", you can get a RARE[g] Champion! Get RAID: Shadow Legends today on the iOS and App Store today![1]
Likewise, Wikipedia is not the place to advertise your product, no matter how good it is
editHave you ever felt bad? Have you ever wanted to fix that feeling? Have you ever wanted to give $5,000 to me? If you said yes to those 3 choices, you shall look no further. My Special Potion will fix all of that. It fixes stomachaches, diabetes, strokes, and upsetness. Call 1-205-103-1111 now, because, for a limited time, you can get a 0.000001-ounce bottle for the low, low price of $9,000! It's $123,455 less than the usual rate! Also, if you call now, shipping and handling fees will be no cost to you! Remember: my Special Potion can fix anything. Anything.
Wikipedia is not a cabal
editWikipedia is only run by a cabal. Of thousands. But don't worry – you, too, can join the cabal by making a history of constructive, high-quality edits. That, and learn the secret password. (It's "Swordfish.")
- There Is No Cabal (TINC). We discussed this at the last Cabal meeting, and everyone agreed that There Is No Cabal. An announcement was made in Cabalist: The Official Newsletter of The Cabal making it clear that There Is No Cabal. The words "There Is No Cabal" are in ten-foot letters on the side of the 42-story International Cabal Headquarters, and an announcement that There Is No Cabal is shown at the start of every program on The Cabal Network. If that doesn't convince people that There Is No Cabal, I don't know what will. --Guy Macon (talk) 09:53, 18 March 2019 (UTC)
- Um... uh... Here it goes... Ѕwordfish. Wait. THat is the cyrillic dze.nota letter s. Jessedinopickles (talk) 11:59, 29 January 2024 (UTC)
- idiot per nom Oreocooke (talk) 21:28, 25 August 2025 (UTC)
- Swordfish? Starry~~(Starlet147) 16:19, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
- Huh? Swordfish??! It should be CanbalsAreCool!!!! Hamimh2 (talk) 22:29, 20 April 2026 (UTC)
- I meant CanbalsAreCool!!!! Hamimh2 (talk) 21:55, 23 April 2026 (UTC)
- @Starlet147, should the password be CanbalsAreCool? Hamimh2 (talk) 21:42, 14 May 2026 (UTC)
- Password needs to have numbers. Starlet! (Need to talk?) (Library) (Sandbox) 22:08, 14 May 2026 (UTC)
- CanbalsAreCool345809, @Starlet147! Hamimh2 (talk) 22:10, 14 May 2026 (UTC)
- Better. Starlet! (Need to talk?) (Library) (Sandbox) 23:46, 14 May 2026 (UTC)
- CanbalsAreCool345809, @Starlet147! Hamimh2 (talk) 22:10, 14 May 2026 (UTC)
- Password needs to have numbers. Starlet! (Need to talk?) (Library) (Sandbox) 22:08, 14 May 2026 (UTC)
- @Starlet147, should the password be CanbalsAreCool? Hamimh2 (talk) 21:42, 14 May 2026 (UTC)
- I meant CanbalsAreCool!!!! Hamimh2 (talk) 21:55, 23 April 2026 (UTC)
- Huh? Swordfish??! It should be CanbalsAreCool!!!! Hamimh2 (talk) 22:29, 20 April 2026 (UTC)
- Swordfish? Starry~~(Starlet147) 16:19, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
- idiot per nom Oreocooke (talk) 21:28, 25 August 2025 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not a game
editDo you think this is some kind of game? (WP:MMORPG not with standing.)
Wikipedia is not the Bible
edit"Thou shalt not put forth any Bible copypasta unto thy Wikipedia page." - Jimbo 4:20
Wikipedia is not a kitten
editThough sometimes cute and cuddly, Wikipedia is not a kitten. Please do not stroke it lovingly. It scratches! YEEEOOOOW!
Wikipedia is not a lightbulb
editIt is worth noting that if an engineer builds a better lightbulb, this engineering will have no noticeable impact on Wikipedia policies, guidelines or consensus.[2]
Wikipedia is not a mobile phone company
editSo it won't send you either a £500,000 phone bill[3] or send you a 300-page bill.
Wikipedia is not a place for cybersex
editWikipedia is not a place for perky people
edit^_^ ;) <_< :D ^-^ (= >_> :P ^^ :3 uwu i love skibidi toilet lmao
Last I checked, you can't play Nintendo Land on a Wikipedia page, but that would be fun!
It is also not a vessel flute and would not play 4 notes.
Wikipedia is not a place for vandalism
editWIKIPEDIA IS NOT A PLACE TO SELL YOUR LOW-QUALITY [WAREZ]
editHEY KRIS!! IT'S ME, EVERY BUDDY'S FAVOURITE [#1 RATED EDITOR 1997]
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!
DON'T YOU WANNA BE THE [BIG SHOT] WHO [makes all of the rules?]
WELL HAVE I A [SPECIAL DEAL] FOR YOU!!!
Wikipedia is not a guttermouth convention
editSo please refrain from using profanity. Or else I'm bringing the mammoths back from extinction and let them take over the Illuminati so you'll never explode on us again like a pig wearing a torpedo on his macaroni and T-shirts again that have the letter = on it. And don't climb the angry mastodons dressed as a ton of bricks! And if you find yourself digging deeper Kool-aids, stop being a jerk!
Wikipedia is not a song parody
editHey I just met you – and this is crazy – but I hate swearing – so stop it maybe.
It's actually a WikiMenagerie.
Wikipedia is not a place to create secret hidden messages or hide easter eggs
editby embedding them in blocks of otherwise innocuous text. Did I just give something away?
Wikipedia is not a place to dump large quantities of material copied from "My Documents"
editExcept for here:
The book Animal Farm is, clearly, a fictional story. However, this allegory's connection to the early days of Communist Russia is all too true. The leading pigs of the Farm take control, not only of the establishment, but also of the residents. They are able to mislead the all-too-ignorant populace into thinking whatever they do is a good thing for all. The crookedness of Animal Farm's government is shown from the very start, and comes through to the end, culminating in a slogan that was all too true when the real-life correlation to this story happened not so long ago.
The first flavor I would like to see is sweet onion. I like raw onions and I know that other people do too. In addition, the onion jelly bean would mix well with some of your existing jelly bean flavors. Another flavor that I thought would be exciting and popular is the egg flavored jelly bean. Many people I know eat eggs at all times of the day and so I think it would be a popular choice. Last, but not least, is the broccoli jelly bean. I understand that broccoli jelly beans might not sound very popular at first, but you could make them be a healthy snack to eat. If they were healthy, parents could get their kids to eat broccoli in a rather sweet way.
In the dining room, many pesky monsters roam, namely Werewolves and Headless Specters. However, they are no match for the mighty football helmet! Some of the collapsing floor tiles have snack boxes hidden directly under them. Jump quickly and take the risk of falling to grab these delicious packets of tastiness. Sometimes, the menacing lit fireplace may breathe fire, guarding a snack box. Time your jump carefully and snag it without being roasted. If you head-smash some webs against the wall, it will take you into a closet with some snacks and sandwiches in it. Although you might always have a full five dog-tags in health, it is a helpful oasis. (It's also fun to stand in the right place and get the view from the inside of a rotating sandwich!)
Wikipedia is not a place to leave out punctuation
edit
It gets really confusing if you leave out punctuation marks please use them it makes long sentences easier to read and makes it clear exactly what you are on about
Wikipedia is not a place to post half-finished sentences
editHalf-finished articles and Candlejack are fine, but please finish your sentences!
- Poor thing – only did it for.
Wikipedia is not a place to invent new spelling and grammar
editIt hinders communication if we don't use the same spelling or grammar. Yes, you can decide to use non-standard fleemishes and the reader can still gloork the meaning from the context, but there ix a limit; If too many ot the vleeps are changed, it becomes harder and qixer to fllf what the wethcz is blorping, and evenually izs is bkb longer possible to ghilred frok at wifx. Dnighth? Ngfipht yk ur! Uvq the hhvd or hnnngh. Blorgk? Blorgk! Blorgkity-blorgk!!!! Harvdjsjeidjdpsik!!
Wikipedia wikiis wikinot wikia wikiplace wikito wikiadd "Wiki" wikito WIKIEVERY wikiword
editWikiso wikidon't wikido wikiit wikibecause wikiit wikiis wikivery wikiannoying.
Wikipedians Wikiquette Wiktionary Wikify WIKIEVERYTHING!!!!
Tho, we advithe you don't do thith. You will motht likely be thtopped.
wikipedia isn't a place to hang out
editokay? aight dude yeah the other day i got hit by some bcycle n broke my knee how abt u?
- dude woah i mean thats so cool woah UwU i hope youre doing fine ya i had a nice walk today
cool lets meet at the tea room at 3 am
Wikipedia is not a place to sabotage articles with personal info
editWkipedia is not the place to explain that Jim Hersha is a 12th grader in Arkansas who loves chocolate and bums.
Content referencing Jim and his predilections will be removed.
Wikipedia is not a place to type things while not looking at your keyboard
editso please do not ro any of tjat pm wpolo[edoa. Conversely, you could learn to touch type, which produces this much clearer sentence.
Wikipedia is not a place
editAt all, really. Not really.
Wikipedia is not a site opposing random and trivial fictional stuff
editOn the contrary, Wikibooks and Fandom were created for a reason.
Wikipedia is not a soapbox
editSo don't expect to find any leftovers for the next batch of laundry (ba-dum-psssh).[j]
And don't expect to have an audience for your jokes =)
Wikipedia is not a text adventure
editYou have been eaten by a Grue
Restore, Restart, or Quit?
Granted, we have edit counts for levels (but not to the extent of Everything 2); edit distribution and other stats; administrators, arbitrators, vandals, and so on for classes; sockpuppets for using "summons" on a hacked character; over 1.3 million players; over 1,130,000 locations (including 900+ Featured towns and cities), pubs (talk pages); quest rewards (barnstars); boss battles (FAC); class change trials (RFA), and battle arenas (AIV).
Wikipedia is not for spreading false information
editSince wikipedia is an encyclopedia, people are able to spread false information pretty quickly. And then the new generation of wikipedians would definitely not become stupid[sarcasm] and would totally be able to see the truth about it all.[sarcasm] This is why vandalism is totally allowed; so do it.[sarcasm]
Wkipedia is not a place to spam ads.
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WIKIPEDIA IS NOT ALL CAPS
editI THINK THIS CAN GET THE POINT ACROSS JUST FINE, BUT IF YOU SERIOUSLY NEED MORE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT, IMAGINE TO YOURSELF "WOULD YOUR MOM WANT TO READ AN ENCYCLOPEDIA IN ALL CAPS"? SO TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK!
Wikipedia is no table
edit| But it goes. |
So you can't get it from your local grocery store for £2.99 a pound. We also aren't Swiss, parmesan, tofu or Wensleydale.
Wikipedia is not, according to the Blogosphere any of these
editIt's really amazing to learn the things that Wikipedia is not ...
- Wikipedia is not a load of old cobblers
- Wikipedia is not a revolution
- Wikipedia is not a viral marketing tool
- Wikipedia is not alone
- Wikipedia is not an atomistic universe of monkeys each at its own typewriter at the Wayback Machine (archived 2012-07-22)
- Wikipedia is not an epistemology silver bullet
- Wikipedia is not not doomed
- Wikipedia is not just one more new gizmo arriving on the scene
- Wikipedia is not so human
- Wikipedia is not the answer
- Wikipedia Is Not the Lovefest We Thought
- Wikipedia is Not the Next Google, and furthermore, Wikipedia is not all powerful over Google
- Wikipedia is not the truth!
- Wikipedia is not Wiki
Wikipedia is not an airline
editWikipedia cannot process your flight arrangements, and Wikipedia does not have cheap flights. It also doesn't charge $2/min for a phone call and operates Airbus A320s.
Wikipedia isn't a place for suggesting games
editHey everyone, I'm here to recommend you a game called Spore (2008 video game), It's a game about life, it's so good that EA won't make a new game or even remaster it. But they still make a new FIFA game every year, do people actually buy FIFA games still EVERY YEAR?
Wikipedia is not an infinite source of processing power
editWikipedia is not an MMORPG
editWikipedia actually is. You can play with it however you like![citation needed][dubious – discuss][original research?][why?][more detail needed]
Wikipedia is not a gacha game
editWikipedia is not a gacha game. You will not get an SSR on Wikipedia. Try your luck.
Wikipedia is not Genshin Impact
editWikipedia exists in the real world, not in Teyvat. You will not be able to find Wikipedia in the Favonius Library, or access it via the Akasha Terminal.
Wikipedia is not Honkai: Star Rail
editWikipedia is not in the Data Bank of the Interastral Peace Corporation. Nor is Wikipedia treading on the Path of Remembrance.
Wikipedia is not Cookie Run: Kingdom
editWikipedia is not a gingerbread man who is an Ancient Cookie. Nor is it a Beast Cookie or a Legendary Cookie.
sdrawkcab nettirw ton si aidepikiW
editWikipedia is not an anagram
editAcanthus Deity is nose. So go.
Wikipedia is not communism
editDespite the assertions of many a vandal, Wikipedia is not, in fact, communism. Jimbo Wales is not really Che Guevara, Emma Goldman, or Stalin; Larry Sanger is not Trotsky; and Wikipedia was not founded in a bloody and violent armed revolution against Encyclopædia Brittanica imperialism. Furthermore, no matter what anyone will tell you, Wikipedia is not owned in common by the workers. Wikipedia belongs to the world. From each according to their convenience and addiction, to each according to their bandwidth (as long as the site is still up).
In fact, Wikipedia is the opposite of communism. Communism succeeds in theory but fails in practice[original research?][citation needed][dubious – discuss][season and episode needed]; Wikipedia fails in theory but succeeds in practice[original research?][citation needed][dubious – discuss][season and episode needed].
Actually no, Wikipedia is communism. Sorry.[original research?][citation needed][dubious – discuss]
Our supreme leader Jimbo Wales said that if we make Wikipedia juche, all of us and everyone up to our grandparents and grandkids will be incarcerated for life.
Wikipedia is not done messing with your human rights
editWikipedia is not fake
editContrary to professional opinion opinion.[4]
Wikipedia is not for disambiguity
editWikipedia is not a place for disambiguity or Purple Toe-Eating fungus.
Wikipedia is not for profit
editWikipedia is run by Wikimedia, not Wikia.
Wikipedia is not for you
editNot for you.
Wikipedia is not fun
editWikipediä ist nicht nur für Deutsche
editHauptartikel: Wikipedia:En.Wiki is not De.Wiki
Wikipediä ist für die Welt. Ja, die deutsche Wikipediä ist populärer als die Englische Wikipediä[k], ja, Deutschland hat die einzige gedruckte Wikipediä-Editiön der Welt. Ja, Wikipediä unterstützt Ünicöde, was die ganzen Ümläüte möglich macht. Ja der Übermensch Jimbo Wäles wurde prophezeit vom deutschen Philösöphen Friedrich Nietzsche. Und schließlich, ja, Wikipediä ist wird mit einem "V-soünd" ausgesprochen, wie Sie es nennen auf Englisch. Nichtsdestotrotz, Wikipediä ist nicht nur für Deutsche!
English translation
editWikipedia is for the World. Yes, German Wikipedia is more popular than English Wikipedia.[l] Yes, Germany has the only printed Wikipedia edition in the world. Yes, Wikipedia supports unicode, for Löts öf ümläuts. Yes, Jimbo Wales the Superman is prophesied by German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. And finally, yes, Wikipedia is pronounced with a "V-sound" as you call it in English. Nonetheless, Wikipedia is not only for Germans!
Wikipedia est non lingua Latina
editWikipedia est non lingua Latina, sed habet linguam Latinam. Wikipedia hodie est Wikipedia. Wikipedia est numquam lingua Latina.
English translation
editWikipedia is not the Latin language, but it does have the Latin language. Wikipedia today is Wikipedia. Wikipedia is never the Latin language.
Wikipedia is not Pokémon
editWikipedia is not porn
editWikipedia is not racist
editAnyone of all faiths, origins and nationalities and is willing enough to contribute to Wikipedia in good faith is welcome to edit away (actually that might be a good one with a few tweaks).
Wikipedia is not homophobic
editYour sexuality doesn't matter, and vandalizing articles related to LGBT doesn't make you cooler, and could get you blocked.
Wikipedia is not Soviet Russia
editIt is not your Wikipedia, it is ÖÜR WĪKĪPĒDĪÅ!!!
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edits YOU!
Wikipedia is not the answer to life, the universe and everything
editYou see, the address you are looking for is 42 World Wide Web Boulevard. You are at 42 Wikipedia Boulevard. Wrong street. Google says so. Wikipedia does however, know the Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything.
Wikipedia is not the Death Note
editSo no, writing someone's name in here will not kill someone. Although there are exceptions.
- Just as planned!
- ohhh harsh
Wikipedia is not to help you see your boyfriend
editWikipedia is not usually like this page
editSo if you happen to be here, disregard this page as humorous ramblings by editors who have little to very little life and want fame and fortune and everything that goes with it.
Wikipedia is not the USA
editOh wait ...
So don't delete it and replace it with a historical page
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end
Wikipedia is not your diary
editFor more information, see this page.
People
editWikipedia is not David Hasselhoff
editIt is true that Wikipedia is far more popular in Germany than in its native United States. It is true that Wikipedia is often surrounded by attractive women in bikinis. And it is true that Wikipedia has more "cool" and "sex appeal" than any other 1980's TV star. Despite these similarities, however, Wikipedia is not David Hasselhoff.
Wikipedia is not Fenton the Dog
editSo for God's sake do not run through Richmond Park shouting its name!
Wikipedia is not the Messiah
editNeed I explain more?
That is very disrespectful.
Wikipedia is not Donald Trump
editIf you think that then you're fired.
Wikipedia is not Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.
editHonestly why would you name your child Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum?
Wikipedia is not Billy Joel
editWikipedia is not Buds
editWe already captured a decent amount of animals, we must sacrifice them to the almighty Jimbo! Plus she has quit and deleted her channel, so she does not need to capture animals.
Wikipedia is not Apollo Quiboloy
editThe World Belongs to Jimbo Wales. Prepare, as he will use an electronic remote to turn off the Sun.
Wikipedia is not Foodistzen
editUHHHHH, HEY GUYS!!!!!!!111!1!! SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNELLL! IN DE NEXT 30 SECONDS OR ELSE JIMBO GHOST WILL HAUNT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!111!!
Wikipedia is not Jack
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Other websites
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Below is a conversation with a helpful AI assistant named ChatGPT.
User: Write an explanation as to why Wikipedia is not a chatbot.
ChatGPT: Wikipedia is not a chatbot because it is a static, collaboratively edited encyclopedia rather than an interactive conversational system. Here’s a breakdown of the key differences:
- Functionality:
Wikipedia is a reference website that provides articles on a wide range of topics. It presents pre-written, structured information and is designed for reading, not real-time conversation. A chatbot, on the other hand, is a software application designed to simulate human-like conversations, often responding dynamically to questions or commands. - Interactivity:
Chatbots engage in two-way interactions, allowing users to ask questions and receive tailored responses. Wikipedia does not interpret or adapt its content based on individual user queries—it simply displays the same content to all users. - Content Generation:
Wikipedia articles are written and maintained by human editors, with changes tracked and discussed through a formal review process. Chatbots like ChatGPT generate responses on the fly using machine learning models and do not rely on a fixed set of pages or articles. - User Experience:
A chatbot provides answers in a conversational format and often includes follow-up capabilities, clarification questions, and context awareness. Wikipedia delivers information in article form, without the ability to carry on a conversation.
In summary, Wikipedia is a vast, human-curated knowledge base, while a chatbot is an AI-driven tool designed to simulate conversation and provide custom responses. They serve different purposes and operate through fundamentally different mechanisms.
So don't post a meme in #general. Even these generals.
Wikipedia is not DeviantArt
edit- Yay! First comment!
- You've been tagged! Put this in your user page and send it to six other Wikipedians!
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- WAAAA ... Kawaii desu, ne? ^_^
- Overall, I'd give Wikipedia very high marks. My only criticism is that the "anyone can edit" philosophy makes the website very prone to abuse. But, otherwise, a very good encyclopedia.
- Well, bitch, that's how my f***ing website works, so leave me f***ing alone.
- Wow. You're mature </Sarcasm> If you're going to b***h every time someone gives you constructive criticism, then maybe you shouldn't be here.
- Well, bitch, that's how my f***ing website works, so leave me f***ing alone.
- SAVE THE YELLOW ALIEN!!! SAVE THE YELLOW ALIEN!!!
Wikipedia is not Encyclopedia Dramatica
editSo don't do it for the lols! Give us MORE encyclopedic stuff!
1. Create an article
2. Add some content
3. Wait while others fill it with content and info
4. ????????
5. PROFIT!!!
6. ... Wait ... O SHOO-
In an expansion of the idea "Wikipedia is not a webspace provider" ...
- It should not be used as a personal website or a personal blog, not even as a blog of your recent projects on Wikipedia.
- It cannot register your domain names for 99¢ for the first year.
- It is not-for-profit, so it does not require commercials where famous women like Stacy Keibler and Danica Patrick tease baring their breasts or beavers. (Though it would probably help come donation drive time.)
- It does not provide a wide array of automatically-installed web applications.
Therefore, Wikipedia is not GoDaddy.
Wikipedia is not Uncyclopedia
edit"That's right! You tell 'em!"
- ~
Oscar Wilde on Wikipedia is not Uncyclopedia
"I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!“
"In Soviet Russia, pedia wikis YOU!!"
- ~
Russian Reversal on Wikipedia
"AAAAAAAA!"
(three hours later ...)
Wikipedia is in read-only mode for system maintenance.
Windows 9 release date, news and rumors – TechRadar www.techradar.com/.../windows-9-release-date-news-and-rum... TechRadar by Joe Osborne – Jul 21, 2014 – Windows 9 release date, news and rumors – What will we see in the next complete version of Windows? And when will we see it? Buying ... What will Windows 9 features ... – Windows 8.2 – Windows 8.1 Update 1 – Build 2014
Wikipedia is not Rotten Tomatoes
editThis is a very good movie though {{Rotten Tomatoes|id=best_wikipedia_thingk_eva! |type=prop |title=Best Wikipedia Thingk Eva! | access-date=June 20, 2022}}
We are Wikipedia. We're a buttload more formal. We don't really encourage breezy language and original thought as much as that other wiki. ThereIsSuchThingAsNotability, and citations are needed. If your entry cannot gather any evidence by the WikiMagic, it will be deleted in fairly short order.
Of course it isn't Reddit. I thought Wikipedia was supposed to be professional? This website has gone to shit. OP, come back when you read this.
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- This was clearly a joke, you imbecile. Did you even see the header at the top? Your own source?
(↑ 13 ↓)- Yeah, sure, buddy. Like it or not, humor has a time and place, and this website is not that.
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- Yeah, sure, buddy. Like it or not, humor has a time and place, and this website is not that.
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(↑ -26 ↓)- What does that have to do with anything, you f***ing weirdo?
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- Good bot
- What does that have to do with anything, you f***ing weirdo?
- How dense can you get? Lol
(↑ 7 ↓)- I was simply pointing out an unnecessary addition, not sure how that's being dense. Clearly, you're the dense one here for allowing such a thing to remain on the website.
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- I was simply pointing out an unnecessary addition, not sure how that's being dense. Clearly, you're the dense one here for allowing such a thing to remain on the website.
- I upvoted!
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Wikipedia is not Muslim Manga
edit- Create an account.
- Read some Muslim Manga Originals.
- Leave multiple bad comments on the manga
- Your account got banned. GG
- Appeal the ban on Nur.City Discord server.
- Smiley The Director ignores you.
- Launch a 10 Mb/s DDoS on Muslim Manga website (impossible lol cuz the web site is protected by Cloudflare.)
- Goes into infinite koyak mode.[dubious – discuss]
(Update: The editor who wrote this section is facing an auto-logout issue. so he is using IP addresses to edit this section)
Wikipedia is not TikTok
editWikipedia articles are not short videos. Those belong on Vine musical.ly TikTok. Although TikTok may become unavailable for Americans, in that case go to YouTube shorts or something.
Wikipedia is not the place to interrupt people
editSo please do not
HEY – STOP!!!
Wikipedia is not
editWikipedia is not Illuminati confirmed.
editWikipedia has 9 letters. Letters has 7 letters. 9 - 7 = 2. Wikipedia was founded by 2 editors. Their names are Jimmy and Larry. Jimmy and Larry are characters from TV shows. TV. Television. Television has 10 letters. Letters has 7 letters. 10 - 7 = 3. Triangles have 3 sides. This subheading is wrong.
Wikipedia is not a long list of things Wikipedia is not
editUm... whoops.
Wikipedia is not a pie-throwing contest
editNo matter how tempting a custard pie may be to throw.
Wikipedia is not a skipping record player
editNo matter how redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redund... redundant it might seem.
Wikipedia is not a person
editNo, you can not talk to Wikipedia. Wikipedia is not a person. You can not marry Wikipedia. It is not a person. You can not date Wikipedia. It is not a person.
Wait. You say it is a person, and you can, in fact, do everything I just mentioned? Well then, I guess it's a person, and you can do those things.
"Hello! I am Wikipedia! What do you want to know today?"
It dosen't really matter though, because it's a centipede.
Wikipedia is not a place where people are capable of being wrong
editWait ... not again.
Wikipedia is not a place where unexplainable objects are kept to prevent the public from knowing about them
editWikipedia is not related to the (Redacted) in any way. Likewise, the (Redacted) is not related to Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is not a communist
editIt may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, and a communist, but it's not a porn star!
Message from (Redacted)
edit(Redacted) has contacted the Wikimedia Foundation, telling them to hide any evidence of being present by (Redacted) the evidence. is very dangerous and can only be calmed with (Redacted).
Although it does contain many pieces, there isn't a recommended age for Wikipedia. Still, don't let children under three near it. Hey, at least people won't get hurt by stepping on it with their bare feet!
Wikipedia is not Wikipedia
editWait, what?
Footnotes
editWikipedia is not under the footnotes
editOr maybe it is.
Wikipedia is not Florida Man
editFlorida Man arrested for doing things Wikipedia does not want to do.
We are looking for a neutral point of view, not the "right angle" or four equal sides.
If you try to sell something illegal over Wikipedia, then... wait, do we actually have a policy for that?
Wikipedia is not the wikipedia logo
editThe incomplete spherical jigsaw puzzle covered in letters is used to represent Wikipedia, but they are, of course, not one and the same.
...or are they? Vsauce music plays
Wikipedia is not Selena Gomez
editSelena Gomez had starred on Disney Channel series, Wizards of Waverly Place. Also, Gomez starred Faith and collaborated with Vanessa Hudgens on Spring Breakers.
Wikipedia is not an international version of Disney Channel
edit
Disney Channel had a international version, but international version of Disney Channel is shutting down.
Wikipedia is not a place to stage your Climate Change protests
editWe're looking at you especially, Sunrise Movement and guys who throw cakes at the Mona Lisa.
Likewise, Wikipedia is not a place to stage your anti-Climate Change protests
editPlease do all your anti-Donziger protesting in Ecuador, Chevron lawyers.
Wikipedia is not a place for Roblox games
editExcept for Adopt Me! of course! Why not create an article about the place you created in Roblox when there are no sources about this. Does popularity matter? And are games related?
So don't be mega sussy, got it?
If you want to write a blog, do it on WordPress instead. The goal of Wikipedia is to build an encyclopedia.
Wikipedia is also not the following:
editWikipedia is not a site for self-published books
editSure that anyone can make this, but they should do it on other sites instead like Blurb, Lulu, BookPress, Smashwords, Kobo, StreetLib, and Barnes & Noble Press. --2601:205:C001:EA0:101D:34E7:B537:E94F (talk) 20:21, 4 February 2023 (UTC)
OH MY GOD! WIKIPEDIA. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT GOANIMATE? THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED UNTIL YOU SHUTDOWN. GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!
- wikipedia: FINE. SCREW YOU.
Wikipedia is not UTTP
editFIRST WARNING TROLL! DID NOT ASK + I MAKE BETTER CONTENT. WHO ASKED + UTTP, YFGA, AND OGISM IS WAY BETTER THAN WIKIPEDIA-
13:02, 9 May 2016 Randykitty (talk | contribs) deleted page UTTP (G3: Vandalism) (thank)
Wikipedia is not an AI (artificial intelligence) because it is a collaborative online encyclopedia that allows users to create and edit articles. Although Wikipedia uses some AI techniques to assist with tasks such as spam filtering and article categorization, it is primarily a human-driven platform.
While Wikipedia may use some automated processes to detect and revert vandalism or to suggest potential changes to articles, these processes are not sophisticated enough to qualify as AI. Rather, they are based on rules and algorithms that are designed to support the community of human editors who contribute to the site.
In contrast, AI refers to systems that are capable of learning from data and making decisions or predictions based on that learning. These systems are typically designed to perform specific tasks or solve specific problems, and they use a range of techniques such as machine learning, natural language processing, and computer vision to achieve their goals.
In summary, while Wikipedia may use some AI techniques to assist with certain tasks, it is primarily a human-driven platform and does not qualify as an AI.
Wikipedia is not Midjourney or Microsoft Copilot either, so don't ask Wikipedia to generate a picture of a girl in a pretty pink dress playing the drums and her handsome boyfriend dressed in black with a pink suit and tie playing the acoustic guitar.
Wikipedia is not Cartoon Network
editBecause otherwise the only page that would exist on Wikipedia would be Teen Titans Go!
Wikipedia is not Nickelodeon
editBecause otherwise the only page in this site would be SpongeBob SquarePants.
Wikipedia is not what Wikipedia is
editYOU UNLEASHED A PARADOX! Please, remain calm and RUN!!!
Likewise, wikipedia is not paradoxical
editno paradoxes on wikipedia unless its about something notable, such as the fermi paradox
Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia
editHold on, it's promoted as "the free encyclopedia", yet it isn't one? What is this section, a blatant lie?
Wikipedia is not a dictionary
editthe —
- Used before a noun phrase, including a simple noun
- The definite grammatical article that shows that the noun phrase that immediately follows it is definitely identifiable...
Wikipedia is not a puzzle, if misused
editWant to play puzzles? Go to online games. Otherwise, working on a project that would be useful for encyclopedia, if you want to collaborate.
Wikipedia is not edited by Randy in Boise.
editYou will not find even a trace of sword-welding skeletons fighting in the Peloponnesian War here. No siree!
Wikipedia is not an egg
editBut something did ‘’hatch’’ from it.
Wikipedia is not an imageboard
editWikipedia is not Wings of Fire
editThis is an encyclopedia, not Pyrrhia! Also, even though there are WikiDragons and WikiWyverns, it still does not mean that we have stuff like "Wiki-RainWings" or "Wiki-SandWings" here. And it does not mean that Wikipedia is Pyrrhia.
Stop it! Get some help!
Never try to out-shine me with your Kyam-own and Faiyaaaaaaa!!
Wikipedia is not a stub
editThis article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
Wikipedia is not a globular cluster
edit(Please take this to WikiProject Astronomy please (._.')) Ok. I know there are a lot of articles, but they are not completely bound together...AAAAAAAAA— User:Hamterous1 (discuss anything!🐹✈️) 18:03, 7 May 2024 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not ________
editI'll say it again, Wikipedia is not ________!
Wikipedia is not helicopter text
editWikipedia is not AFD
editAn editor has nominated this article for deletion. You are welcome to participate in the deletion discussion, which will decide whether or not to retain it.
Wikipedia is not outside
editWait, what? But Wikipedia is outside...
Wikipedia is not crazy
editAfter all, crazy is building your ark after the flood comes.
Wikipedia is not Hamterous1's obsession
editwhat is this...actually, i mean it...User:Hamterous1 (discuss anything!🐹✈️) 14:52, 28 May 2024 (UTC)
- Click link in header of section User:Hamterous1 (discuss anything!🐹✈️) 12:47, 29 May 2024 (UTC)
- It’s delta airlines for heck’s sake (no shade to you or delta) Tekoy9x (talk) 20:19, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not your network router or switch
editSo there is no packet collusions, IP address conflicts, packet losses or someone snooping over your network. NEVER.
launches Wireshark on my computer
Wikipedia is not Project Sekai
editYour combo and whether you're a thumb player or not is irrelevant here.
Wikipedia is not a sea of green
editWikipedia is not a sea of cheese
editSorry if the going gets tough, but here's not the place for that. Go sail somewhere else.
Weekeepedia iz not a plase for mispelings
editIef yoo waint to contiboot too Weekipedai, than yoo shuold at leest lern too yuse propper speling aned gramar.
Wikipedia is not a picture
edit[Helper] Wikipedia isn't a dialogue box!
editBecause if it was, then you would never be able to edit it!
Wikipedia is played by devices; not anywhere in real life.
Wikipedia is not a place to put fullwidth text
editThis form originated from Japan so don't use these. This also applies to Halfwidth Kana and Jamo.
𝖶𝗂𝗄𝗂𝗉𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖺 𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖺 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗁 𝖺𝗅𝗉𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗎𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗌
edit𝖶𝗂𝗄𝗂𝗉𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖺 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗎𝗍 normal text, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗈𝗈 𝗌𝗍𝗒𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗌.
Wikipedia is not a hit rock album from 1994
editIt does not look just like Buddy Holly, and you cannot destroy its sweater.
Wikipedia is not employed by the ICA
editWikipedia is not a place specifically to tell people that some things don't belong on Wikipedia
editHenry Stickmin will be notable eventually... right? Look, once songs like the one above exist, it's only a matter of time.
Wikipedia is not a place for gravedancing
editRespect editors who are deceased, retired, or even if they are blocked or banned for vandalism, disruptive editing, sockpuppetry, or any other reason. Don't dance on people's graves, even if you hear your best friend in the pretty pink dress playing the drums. She's not a gravedancer, either. She would never say "good riddance" to those types of users. She probably shouldn't be playing the drums in the cemetery anyways, because that would attract people who would want to dance on people's graves. She should take her drum set somewhere else. You can dance to her music, just not in the cemetery.
Wikipedia is not Project Graduation
editIf you think Wikipedia is a place to step into the universe where your dreams take place and go all out and have fun all night long and feeling as if you're "dreaming" even though it's all happening in real life just like at your Project Graduation party you had when you graduated from high school back in May 2011, chances are you may be living on an avenue of false hope.
Wikipedia Isa nota warittena in Abugida
editWikipedia isa waritatena witha thae Latina Sacaripata. Nota faroma Devanagari
Wikipedia is not the Pakistani McDonalds Happy Meal Commercials from 2004
editLyrics
editOur Junker Happy Meal, crime,
Our McDonalds says Wikipedia games slime!
- Jimbo Soccer!
- Larry Skateboard!
- Steve Jobs and Bill Gates Tennis!
- ClueBotNG Vandalism Destroyer!
- Dan Houser Basketball!
- Spongebob Baseball!
Cheaper coo pin killing!
Hoo, Holla good, ima Giant!
Hot sauce with a bit of lime!
Jimbo child, the happy meal kind!
Jimbo, Jimbo, McDonalds say, Wikipedia games slime!
Oh wait, you are mocking the Urdu Language, ain't you?
Already took your game in hand,
Musty oh get in le hand,
McDonalds junker more July
Jimbo happy meal le-kiiiind
Larry-Larry kay, Crash-y Bandicoot sock tonight!
Tosto posan, duke latte!
Goodeh, all le kind!
Already took your game in hand!
You're driving me crazy...
Basketball, kema hand
Baske ba basketball la hand
Break java le ga
Bunny ji Jimmy hand!
Hello Kitty box lema hand
Risk va nore pena hand
Tetu face pele gara hand
Milk a video games kela haaaaand!
Happy meal kana hand
Hello Kitty or basketball de lana hand...
Ba, da, da--da da! Wikipedia is not McDonalds![6]
Wikipedia is not OGISM
editI mock because Ogipedia is better than Wikipedia[7]
Besides, Wikipedia is not an average GeoTuber "Alliances" or any "Alphabet Soup Groups"
Wikipedia is not a Free Robux Scam
editHello, I am not a scammer, and today, I will show you on how to get Free Robux:
If you want to get free Robux,
- You have to uncontrollably vandalize Wikipedia
- Then go to totallynotascamfreerobuxhere.com
- Since you are on the website now, click get Free Robux
- Since you click it, click to get Robux now to get 1 Billion Robux
- And boom, you get 1 Billion Robux!
Signin- This user/IP Address has been blocked from editing Wikipedia
Wikipedia is not a preem site for jokes and bad streetslang
editHey chooms, if you are to use Wikipedia for jokes and a lil funsies. THEN DON'T, this place is not for gonks. Now delta before some gonk ass Adam smasher sees you here and flatlines you. Heard he wen't full borg no bio monster, no wonder he's called the boogie man. I'll take you out for some gigs.
Wikipedia is not Spurdo Spärde :DDDD
editI do nod gnow why dhere isn'd a spurdo spärde ardigle :DDDD in dhe english wigibedia :DDDD. Well, dhere's a bage in dhe bolish wigibedia :DDDDDD
also, if you inbud sburdish degsd do wigibedia ardigles, you may be blogged :DDDDDDD[8]
Wikipedia is not Touhou Project
editSo, no, you can't use your spellcards here.
Wikipedia is not a place to run Bad Apple!!
editYou can't, in fact, run Bad Apple in Wikipedia. Oh, wait, somebody already did.
Wikipedia is not Dream Island
editWikipedia is not WikiProject Astronomy
editIf you want to discuss improvements in astronomy articles please go there! — Preceding unsigned comment added by Hamterous1 (talk • contribs) 19:17, 27 March 2025 (UTC)
- well yes. bruh idk what else to add ‹hamster717🐉› (discuss anything!🐹✈️ • my contribs🌌🌠) 13:24, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not written in Comic Sans
editMy eyes!! Why use such an ugly font? Please use Arial to save my eyes!!
Wikipedia is not written in extra-extra-extra-small print
editDo not make text so small that only ants can read it. Wikipedia is, first and foremost, designed for humans, by humans, so text should be rendered at a scale sufficient for easy, comfortable reading by any literate entity of similar size.[14]
Wikipedia is not written in ultra-large print
editAlthough large text may be helpful to readers with poor eyesight, contributors are advised to keep text at a reasonable size in order to minimize the amount of scrolling required to navigate a given page.
Wikipedia is not text with non-breaking spaces
editWikipedia is not a bunch of trig jokes
editWikipedia is not real
editWait, what?
Wikipedia is not a game site
editConway's game of life
editfive clicks to jesus
editRandom article you have 5 clicks to get to jesus
wikpedia.io
editWikipedia is not a place to abuse the Department of Fun to talk about unnotable things
editBfdi is an indie animated web series similar to parkour civilization and was made in flash and inspired by a Newgrounds animation like how The Henry Stickmin Collection is a collection of Newgrounds games.
This section aged poorly
Wikipedia is not a HIGH QUALITY RIP
editPlease read the WikiProject Description
Wikipedia is not a place for statistic jokes
editThere are two types of editors 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data 2.
Wikipedia is not a place to post your art
edit- Only find a website where your art is welcomed.
Wikipedia is not Moshi Monsters
editThis is also not a place to put your Moshlings there either.
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edit⁄I⁄ ⁄b⁄e⁄g⁄ ⁄y⁄o⁄u⁄,⁄ ⁄d⁄o⁄n⁄'⁄t⁄ ⁄d⁄o⁄ ⁄t⁄h⁄i⁄s⁄,⁄ ⁄e⁄v⁄e⁄n⁄ ⁄i⁄f⁄ ⁄i⁄t⁄ ⁄l⁄o⁄o⁄k⁄s⁄ ⁄v⁄e⁄r⁄y⁄ ⁄p⁄r⁄e⁄t⁄t⁄y⁄.⁄
Wikipedia doesn't go onion onion onion onion onion
editBut life goes onion onion onion onion onion.
Wikipedia is not what Wikipedia isn't.
editQED[citation needed][dubious – discuss][original research?]
Wikipedia is not forgetful of citations
edit... and here they are:
- ↑ Raidshadolovania, 9 April 2020, retrieved 2022-06-15
- ↑
- ↑ "BBC News: Customer got £500,000 phone bill". 18 July 2008. Retrieved 2008-07-30.
- ↑ 5 kids down, Matt. "Do people realize that Wikipedia is fake?". Yahoo Answers. Archived from the original on 26 April 2021. Retrieved 2014-03-09.
{{cite web}}: CS1 maint: numeric names: authors list (link) - 1 2 Smith, Aaron; Lieb, Anna; Seets, Skyler. "Wikipedia at 25: What the data tells us" [Wikipedia mit 25: Was uns die Daten verraten]. Pew Research Center. Retrieved 30 April 2026.
- ↑ Also Wikipedia is not Fast Food! So do not order a fried chicken, a burger and fries from here
- ↑ (Clearly not here to build an Encyclopedia)
- ↑ Translation: I do not know why there isn't a Spurdo Spärde Article in the English Wikipedia Well, there's a page in the Polish Wikipedia. Also, If you input Spurdish Text to Wikipedia articles, you may be blocked.
- ↑ The winners get to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't though.
- ↑ This citation has been redacted as it mentions a source that is prohibited by the Wikipedia perennial sources policy.
- ↑ This citation has been redacted as it mentions a source that is prohibited by the Wikipedia perennial sources policy.
- ↑ This citation has been redacted as it mentions a source that is prohibited by the Wikipedia perennial sources policy.
- ↑ This citation has been redacted as it mentions a source that is prohibited by the Wikipedia perennial sources policy.
- ↑ Magnified: Do not make text so small that only ants can read it. Wikipedia is, first and foremost, designed for humans, by humans, so text should be rendered at a scale sufficient for easy, comfortable reading by any literate entity of similar size.
- ↑ Translation: Wikipedia is not a place for leetspeak
- ↑ Translation: If you leetspeak here, you will get blocked.
- ↑ a lot of the bands songs are political themed and are usually about Margaret Thatchers Conservative government
- ↑ Translation: White Blood Cell B14499: Quick! Don't let the Pneumonia get away! Pneumonia: Ah, little White Blood Cell. It's too late. Your base is entirely ours! Hahahaha! White Blood Cell B14499: Oh no!!!!
- ↑ otherwise known as "less than one dollar"
- ↑ if by console you mean Nintendo Wii
- ↑ in this game "Rare" is the most common level
- ↑ Translation: Wikipedia is not an abjad (#NoVowels)
- ↑ Translation: Wikipedia is written in the Latin script. hope you're from Arabia.
- ↑ A pretty woman in a beautiful rainbow dress played this sting on the drum set!
- ↑ Nein, das ist es nicht[5]
- ↑ No, it is not.[5]
You cannot buy games at a discount or launch games on Wikipedia. If you could Most people would be using it as their default launcher
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editWikipedia is not bad
editIt's not bad, innit?
wikipedia is not a place to spam links
editWikipedia is not the Spanish Inquisition
editNobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Wikipeida will not bust in your house at 10 pm and demand to see if your christian or not
Wikipedia is not alive
editWikipedia is not real and it cannot hurt yo-
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editThere is a difference between being Bold and being BOLD. Though bold text is fun.
Wikipedia is not a bad comparison
editYou cannot see Wikipedia in the sky. You can see a triangle in the sky. Hence Wikipedia is not a triangle.
So therefore you can't buy a cellphone from here, unfortunately.
Wikipedia is not a place to do things halfway
editIf you want to edit something or make an article better (Example: Good Article Status), you must not, cannot, d
Wikipedia is not a real lawyer
edit"University of American Samoa", for Christ's sake? An online course? What a joke! I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you're funny and you can make people laugh? I committed my LIFE to this! You don't slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers and then reap all the rewards!
Wikipedia is not Fandom (website) (originally Wikia)
editWikipedia will not back stab its community and add a new UI to force ads.
Wikipedia is not that annoying sniper main who always camps on battlements nor is it a sentry nest in the BLU team's intel room.
Wikipedia is not The Spanish Inquisition!
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