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JohnLaurens333
Alive (as of whenever my last edit was)
 Wikipedian 
Name
JohnLaurens333
BornJohnLaurensAnthonyRamos333
Name in real lifeWouldn't you like to know...
PronounsThey/them on-wiki
Current locationWikipedia
LanguagesEnglish, Google Translate
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
HobbiesCopy editing, reverting vandalism, improving Wikipedia articles, answering questions
AliasesJohn, JohnLaurens (whatever you want to call me, really—just don't call me late for dinner!)
Interests
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JoinedSeptember 3, 2023
Icon This user has been on Wikipedia for 2 years, 9 months and 2 days.
First editSonic Prime
SignatureIn solidarity, 🏳️‍🌈JohnLaurens333 (They/them • Ping me!) 00:50, 5 June 2026 (UTC)

If you reply to me on your talk page after I've sent you a message, please ping me by adding {{Ping|JohnLaurens333}} to your message! I might not see it otherwise. Thanks!

Hi! My name is JohnLaurens333, but you can call me John if you like. I'm a Wikipedian who enjoys mentoring new editors, reviewing drafts, and reverting vandalism. I've been on the English Wikipedia for almost 3 years and made over 7,500 contributions.

Feel free to sign my guestbook!

This user supports the Wiki Workers United union of WMF staff. Sign the petition!

Wikipedia vandalism information
(abuse log)

Level 4
Level 4

Low to moderate level of vandalism

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3.78 RPM according to DeadbeefBot 18:52, 5 June 2026 (UTC)

WWWU solidarity

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You may have noticed that me some editors, including me, have added the words "In solidarity" to our signatures. This is to show support for the workers who were laid off in response to their joining the newly formed union Wiki Workers United. For a better and more complete description, as well as the petition, see the article linked above.

Helpful essays

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Resources for new editors

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Are you a bot/AI?

No, I am neither. I use templates to issue notices and warnings on talk pages, but I'm a human being. :) My username is a tribute to John Laurens and is not my real name.

Not me

If you're JohnLaurens333, who's JohnLaurensAnthonyRamos333?

That's me! I changed my username from JohnLaurensAnthonyRamos333 to JohnLaurens333 for the sake of convenience on January 13th, 2025.

What are your pronouns?

For privacy reasons, I don't like to disclose my off-wiki pronouns, but on-wiki you can use they/them for me if you like.

Another John, but also not me

So...I'm not perfect

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I'm sometimes an impulsive editor, so please be patient with me! I thought I was more careful with my edits, but NOPE! ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ My overeager self always takes control. Sorry for any inconveniences that may cause. I'll do my best!

Edit summaries...well. *Sigh* I know I should use them, I know! I just don't usually sit down to edit Wikipedia; I'm usually editing while I'm in the middle of something in real life, so I'm often in a rush and forget or don't have time to add an edit summary. I am trying, I swear.

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John's Messy Workspace

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Picture a crooked desk covered in stains, assorted tools, and papers, papers everywhere.

Article(s) I've created

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Drafts

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Ideas for drafts

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  • José Francisco Martí Zayas Bazán (has an article on the Spanish Wikipedia; possibly not notable on English Wikipedia)

Barnstar(s)

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I am honored to receive my first barnstar :) Thanks Blue Sonnet!

The Helping Hand Barnstar
For proactively adopting an orphaned newbie! Blue-Sonnet 23:41, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

Kindnesses

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A fox for you!

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a little emonal support pet

AutumnHornet (talk) 17:49, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

A kitten for you!

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thanks for the welcome! Perrrson863 (talk) 23:59, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

you are the GOAT

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Thank you for your help! I have appreciated your rational takes and measured reactions. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ I appreciate your patience for those still learning, especially in the midst of a massively chaotic event and post! Oldbaymd (talk) 19:07, 11 September 2025 (UTC)

Thanks for Signing my Guestbook!

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Thanks!

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For signing my guestbook! The signature just came to me while I was half asleep 😂 Yours is pretty good also, and would have fit me in my early WP days, the mistakes hahaha. Thanks again and cheers! SPF121188 (talk this way) (my edits) 14:54, 3 January 2024 (UTC)

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This user's WikiBirthday is September 3rd, 2023.
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This user is a mentor to new editors.
This editor is a Wikipedia Teahouse host!
This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.
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This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.
This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
This user clicks the "Show preview" button to avoid making useless mistakes...
This Wikipedian hates seeing red.
YOUThis user dies a little inside whenever they see the word you in an article.
This user uses edit counts and service awards as helpful goals and milestones when editing Wikipedia, but still knows that they are not an accurate reflection of how much they have contributed to the site.
D:<Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.
Everyone has points of view with inherent cultural biases - recognition is the first step to achieving NPOV.
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,This user supports the use of the Oxford comma.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
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than
then
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to
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two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
your
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This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
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The universe may implode any second because this user is about to discover the meaning and question of life.
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Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, If you understood that, Then you're a nerd too!
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You just lost The Game.