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This is always the first, as well as the final, step in resolving disputes, all the editors should be aware.
When involved in a dispute, keep these rules in mind:
- bahamut0013 is always right.
- If you suspect baha of being wrong, see rule #1 above.
Also note that any action taken by baha is The Right Thing™ to do, and anything he says is The Truth™. Unless he is being sarcastic. Like that ever happens.

