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Somewhere in here is the Wikipedia tower. Visitors are welcome!

Welcome to the Wikipedia tower. Please find your way by using the directory below.

Sorry but we are currently not seeking any new tenants. Please stay tuned for further tenant openings.

Directory

Real axis
Floor	Use	Residents
∞F	Outer Space	Rainbow Road 𝒲𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝓌𝒶𝓁𝓀
25000F	Karman line	The ISS A floating metro station has appeared!
69F	Viewing platform	Access to this floor is currently closed due to teenagers. A laser shoots to the sky from the spire. It hit the satellites.
68F	Nothing	There is nothing here.
67F	Brainrot chamber	Access to this floor is currently closed due to Generation Alpha.
62F	Roof	Spire which stretches to about 670 feet above the ground The Noise and Fake Peppino vs. Pizzahead Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated sign stands on this level
61F	Residential	Chuck Norris' penthouse
60F		6001: Awesome Aasim's apartment 6002: Lovable98158's apartment 6003: Ethanljy’s house that is glued on to the edge of the tower 6004: The room of Collectivum Aeternum
59F		5901: Icepinner's apartment (this is where the Hakurei Shrine is located, I gurantee. Icepinner (Come to Hakurei Shrine!) 04:51, 1 April 2026 (UTC))[reply]
58F		5801: Pyrometry's apartment (contains a hovercraft which is full of eels)
57F		This entire floor is a dimensional link to the computer room of the abandoned C&A office building.
56F		Room 5601: Xeroctic's apartment (includes secret anime room)
55F		5501: The Residents' large apartment 5502: Maretu's also large apartment 5503: Gangpol Und Mit and Stomach Book's shared apartment 5504: Steampianist's apartment
53F		53's 53rd
52F		Home of ItsNyoty, please do not disturb. (Or do?)
51F		5101: Home of TheGoodEndedHappily, whose hobbies include editing Wikipedia, tapdancing and hitting the ceiling with a broomstick.
~~50F~~ 44F		5001: Community gaming room (has Nintendo consoles and a PAC-Man arcade cabinet) 5002: Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria 5003: Vacant 5005: QuicoleJR's apartment 5006: Daniel’s apartment 5047: the hitman
39F		3900: ~delta's apartment which also doubles as a Hatsune Miku shrine 3910: Spirit of Eagle's epic apartment and personal library
38F		Upper floor of The ~ Hotel 3801: A sticky note is on the floor. It reads: Hi, i'm new here how do i use the souce editor?? The door has a sticky note on it. It reads: "Hi, guys, I figured out the source editor." 3802: Please do not disturb. 3803: TGamrw created his account on April 1st for the sole purpose of moving into the tower.^[1]
37F		One of two floors of The ~ Hotel 3701: ~2026-19657-45's room
36F		3601: Panini's second apartment, with a super cool balcony that hangs out the window built from warped Home Depot wood
35F		3501: Where all the Sonic the Hedgehog characters are living on Earth ~~3590~~ 3490: Thirtyfourninety's apartment, filled to the brim with video games, music merchandice (mostly rock and roll), and space stuff.
33F		3302: The Doise's apartmenet 3303: Fake Peppino (And Sina189 before and after engulfment)'s apartment, with cool stuff belonging to hers 3306: The Noise's cool and large apartment
32F	Utility floors	HVAC, backup generators, sprinkler controls, and Cluebot NG's charging port
31.6		Overcomplicated electrical system controlling the whole building, all hooked to one circuit breaker (please do not press)
31.5F		Giant incinerator/boiler for heating
31F	Skylobby	Skylobby receptionist
30F	Skylobby	Restaurant in the sky
29F	Office	Wikimedia Foundation office (entire floor) Blue screened computer
28F		Room 2867: Tung Tung Tung Sahur Brr Brr Patapim Chimpanzini Bananini Skibidi Toilet
27F		Room 2763: A portal to where-ever Battle for Wikipedia is taking place
26F		Room 2626: Carson004 (his 2nd apartment after the Apartment Complex one last year)
25F		BFDI studio (entire floor)
23F		2306 - A very low security bank vault
22F		Discord The Wikimedia Discord server
21F		Room 2102: A solid wall Room 2103: Xeroctic's secret office, used for developing a new brand of toothpaste
20F
19F		1901: Panini's first apartment, with an added divided wall to lease off the two properties for rent as a duplex
18F		1801: User:XCBRO172's nerdy apartment
17F
16F
15F		~~1515~~ 1314: Someone is having an unlucky party
14.2F		The All-in-One flat for User:1w4qm2
12F		Uncyclomedia Foundation: Moved from 13th floor of a different building by a large trout and a Jimbo whale recently, still has boxes to unpack. 1516: Recording studio which should be on the 13F but there is no 13F in this building
11F	Storage facilities	Uh, I think I may have found something
10F	Shopping	Food Court Subway McDonald's ~~McDonald's ice cream machine~~ Small bug-shaped OnyxIris living inside what used to be the McDonald's ice cream machine In-N-Out Burger Five Guys Popeyes KFC
9F		Best Buy Mitsukoshi Apple Store
8F		Razer Store Gachapon
7F		GameStop ~~Barnes & Noble~~ Barnes & Noooo Where did it go?? Wikipedia (mostly Wikipe-tan and Baby Globe) merchandise shop, currently being replaced by an Uncyclopedia merchandise shop due to the takeover
6F		The Tourist trap I❤️WP
5F		TangerineEmotional Boarded up and cordoned off since 8/31/25
$π$ F	THE MAR10 Floor	Nintendo Store & Museum A secret passage to ∞F↑
3F	Shopping	Huawei BYD Tesla Inc. BMW Mercedes-Benz Neiman Marcus (UL)
$e$ F	Backrooms floor	An abyss slide to B∞↓
2F	Shopping	The Cheesecake Factory P.F. Chang's Sweet Tomatoes Closed since 2020 California Pizza Kitchen Neiman Marcus (LL) Target The Other Target Kura Sushi Sushiro KenTacoHut
1F	Lobby that connect with GF	Security office
GF	The Ground Floor	God said, Let there be Ground Floor: and there was Ground Floor. Internet satellites (they were hit by the mega laser) Lawson FamilyMart 7-Eleven Circle K Buc-ees
B1	Parking	1: Awesome Aasim's car parking space (vacant) 2: The Noise' s cool car 3: 4: QuicoleJR's Warp Star 5: 6: The Doise's skateboard 7: 8: A blue BMW 9: 10: 11: 12: A bus, a Sunwin iEV12T 15-20: Bicycle parking 15: Awesome Aasim's bicycle Bicycle lock 21: Tow truck parking spot (vacant)
B2		1: 2: 3: A multi-colored car themed on Project Radiance 5: 6: Shy Guy on a Mach Rocket 7: 8: 9: A penny-farthing 10: 11: 12: 15: The TARDIS 16: A ~~car~~ cat 17: 18: 19: 20: A Rolls-Royce from 2024's parking lot (with the potatoes from the same year dumped next to it)
B3		1: 2: A fucking Mitsuoka Dore. Cruella De Vil must live here somewhere... 3: 5: THE PANINIMOBILE!!!! 6: 7: 8: 9: 10: 11: 12: 15: 16: 17: A black Mercedes-Benz 18: 19: 20:
B5	Stables	1: 2: Horse 3: Dead horse (beaten) 5: A Tesco Meatball 6: Horse (5 legs) 7: 8:
B6	Transit Center	Shuttle to tour bus stop Change here for London Underground, London Overground, DLR, London Trams, Elizabeth line, and National Rail services.
B7	VIP parking	Chuck Norris's Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG parking space
B8	FRAUD /// THIRD DISINTEGRATION LOOP
B15	Archive	It looks like an endless maze of archival documents, with the custodian’s office at the end: Themanwithnowifi, no elevator stops here just take the stairs.
B∞	The Void	Infinity pool

Imaginary axis
Floor	Use	Residents
$i$ F	Entrance to Amphoreus	Aglaea Anaxa Castorice Cerydra Cipher Cyrene Permansor Terrae Evernight Hyacine Hysilens Mydei Phainon Tribbie Trailblazer (Remembrance)

Elevator Banks

Bank 1: B6-GF
Bank 2: GF-10F
Bank 3: GF, 11F-20F
Bank 5: GF, 21F-29F
Bank 6: 30F-50F
Bank 7: 51F-60F
Bank 8: B7, 61F
Bank A: GF/1F, 30F/31F
Bank S: B15-61F
Viewing Platform Elevator: 60F, 69F (Closed due to teenagers)

Miscellaneous Contents

A man running outside to touch grass
A stairway in case someone wants to reach their step count during their commute
The alarm that is pulled whenever there is a party in the penthouse
The only working vending machines in the building
Mysterious button on floor 31.6
One of the elevators in the building. How do I work this thing?
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