User:The Unapologetic Spagetii/userbox

these are not yet organized in any way. Sorry!

My ever-growing collection of userboxes

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This user reads and edits Wikipedia in dark mode.

This user enjoys a darker internet experience thanks to Dark Reader.

This user is allergic to cats.

This user knows that atoms look nothing like this.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user is seriously worried by
Climate Change

This user supports Asteroid mining.

This user knows more about pulsars than about what they did this morning.

This user has never left
their native planet.

This user's favorite celestial object is the Helix Nebula.

This user adores a
certain Pink Puffball.

This user offers lamp oil, rope, bombs, and anything else others want, in exchange for enough rupees.

This user is questioning the sanity of Wikipedia for naming this personalized object a "userbox" even though the object only has dimensions of length and width, excluding height which would mean it's a two-dimensional object, therefore not a "box" because a box is the informal term for a cube, which itself is a three dimensional object, and therefore shan't be called a user "box". Additionally, if one converts the userbox into a three-dimensional object, the dimensions would lead to unequal sides, which do not match the dimensions of a cube, which has all of the sides equal. This is atrocious behaviour conducted by Wikipedia, and it really should be fixed due to the severe inaccuracy and violation of the geometrical rules of math and science. This would feel like ridiculing Stephen Hawking, which is bad and a devastating action. Now this user feels like Aristotle.

*.*

This user has ADOS, Attention Deficit OOH Shiny

This user is flammable.

this user is cringe · ·
· · but they are free

FAHH!!

This userbox was sold due to budget cuts.

BS-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

This user will destroy humanity if given the chance.

This user succeeds at not being a complete asshole. Mostly.

100

This user is 100 years old.
(rounded to the nearest hundred years)

This user assumes bad faith.

This user
has a pulse.

This user is mortal.

lang-0

This user cannot read or write any languages. Assistance is required.

This user is not quite a
Billionaire

sar

This user is obviously not sarcastic.

My local professional sports franchise can beat your local professional sports franchise!

This user can and will ask stupid questions if needed.

This user remembers the
Stone Age

This user would like to wish you a safe and prepared Velociraptor Awareness Day.

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, If you understood that, Then you're a nerd too!

9.8 m/s²

This user is often touching the floor, because gravity has too much of an effect on them.

This user has been to the beginning of Wikipedia. Have you?

˙ᵕ˙

This user is a slime.
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷

This user's grammar are very good.

This userbox is very important.

This user drinks water.

In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia reads you.

This user has just wasted both their time and yours placing this userbox on their profile, because it says absolutely nothing important, interesting or relevant to anything.

LOL

This user may vandalize their own userpage.

This user recognizes Sealand as an independent country.

This user enjoys something, but will not tell you.

This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well...

This user knows how to read Roman numerals, and also likes to make silly puns with them. 490

This userbox was put here by mistake.

This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.

ALL HOPE ABANDON YE
WHO ENTER HERE

This user's favorite chemical element is Gallium.

This user wants to colonize our Moon.

This user supports the
National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

This user knows just enough about computers to be dangerous.

This user is a certified programmer. (They bite)

This user's favorite subject is computing.

KB

This user asserts that a kilobyte is 2¹⁰ bytes, not 10³ bytes.

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

This user somewhat understands quantum computing.

This user wants to learn about Computer Science.

This user has an interest in cybersecurity.

This user is an advocate of open research and open access.

This user knows that a monkey typing at a typewriter will write something that will make Shakespeare grovel… eventually.

~~12.5~~ 10;6

This user thinks Dozenal should be our number system.

This user finds clicker training fascinating.

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user is against all forms of smoking and vaping, especially in public places.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

This user abstains from
caffeine and other stimulants.

This user supports the Genetic Modification of plants.

This user likes Mexican food

This user is NOT a vegan or vegetarian, but respects and accomodates those that are.

This user is an advocate of open research and open access.

This user supports
nuclear energy.

tough, though, through, thought

This user supports
English spelling reform.

This user was diagnosed with
generalized anxiety disorder.

LD

This user has one or more learning disabilities.

This user has ADHD and may forget things easily or make frequent errors.

This user is autistic + ADHD.

This user is autistic.

This user made a wrong turn and ended up at the other end of Wikipedia.

This user has been to the end of Wikipedia. Have you?

This user eats ham.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This user enjoys memes

This user watches LOTS of YouTube.

This user is polyamorous.

trb-2

This user is an intermediate trombonist.

This user has no idea how to program their TI calculator with TI-BASIC.

This user plays the trombone.

py-3

This user is an advanced Python programmer.

C++-1

This user is a beginning C++ programmer.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user is not a lawyer. They are not admitted to practice in any jurisdiction, and nothing that they write is legal advice.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 132.

es-0

Este usuario no entiende español (o lo entiende muy difícilmente).

This user is short-sighted.

This userbox is crooked.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user owns a Nintendo Switch

This user loves Wikipe-tan, the cutest personification of Wikipedia.

D&D

This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.

This user enjoys the Lord of the Rings book and movie series.

WARNING! This user sleeps a lot.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user wants to know what the inside of a black hole is like, but does not want to investigate it personally.

This user believes that the borders of African Countries should be redrawn to reflect the nations and tribes of Africa. ^†

This user is a mammal.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user eats sushi.

塊魂

Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.

鼠

This user was born in the year of the Rat.

This userbox intentionally left blank ^†

WP:UA

404 ERROR

ERROR 404: USERBOX NOT FOUND

If this is your first time receiving this message, please restart your computer.

Kaboom!! Oh, that was just this user obliterating vandals, nothing to worry about. Except if you're the vandal.^[Humor]

This user loves thunderstorms.

This user suffers from Userboxitis.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user watched the total solar eclipse of April 8, 2024
in the totality zone.

This user survived the total solar eclipse of August 21, 2017.

This user could make it to the last level in the Fear Test! Could you?

shine

This user likes the colour: shiny

DAMN!

This user's computer is CRAPPY!

This user watches videos on YouTube.

This user's Internet service provider is Google TiSP.

Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.

In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard.

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves bacon!

This user is a cereal killer.

cvg-4

This user is an expert gamer.

This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

SOBER

This user is alcohol free.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.

Existent

NEW
LIFE

This user needs and wishes they had a life.