| This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards. |
| 1, 2, 3... | This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it. |
| This user drives a rusty piece of junk. |
| This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide. Do you? |
| This user owns a Nokia phone. |
| This user is still waiting for Half-Life 3. |
| This user likes crowbars. Maybe a li’l too much |
| This user loves Genoa salami. |
| This user avoids the noid. |
| This user drinks water regularly. |
| This user lives in the middle of Nowhere. |
| This user works at Los Pollos Hermanos. |
| This user likes to sleep. |
| This user has witnessed the light turn off inside their refrigerator. |
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