 | This page is intended as humor. It is not, has never been, nor will ever be, a Wikipedia policy or guideline. Rather, it illustrates standards or conduct that are generally not accepted by the Wikipedia community. |
| The fundamental principles of Wikipedia may be summarized in five "pillars": | ||
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Keep a book of your opponent's activity to use against them later. | |
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The articles you write are fair and balanced to your point of view. Your adversaries will unbalance them. It's best they be banned. | |
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The rules and customs of Wikipedia are puzzling and complex. Take advantage of this to trip up inexperienced editors, and make sure they can't edit on your turf. | |
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The appearance of civility while you railroad an editor into oblivion is important. | |
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New ideas are to be firmly stomped out. We've always done it this way, and your new idea was tried before and didn't work. Shut up. | |
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