The Oklahoman Comrade[communistus oklahomanus] is an extremely rare species of Human found only in the State of Oklahoma, United States (at least in the user's opinion). This is an example of a paradox.
 | This user identifies as a communist. |
 | This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government —in theory. |
 | This user identifies as a Democratic Socialist. |
| This user is a socialist. |
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This user believes that capitalism is an inherently unjust system, and that humans can do better. |
 | This user opposes corporate welfare and bailouts. |
 | This user supports universal health care. |
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This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share. |
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This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.* |
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This user does not use drugs, but figures people should be able to use recreational drugs in their own home if they're responsible about it. |
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This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education. |
 | This user strongly supports strict gun control. |
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This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack government and wants stronger separation of church and state. |  |
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This user thinks nationalism is outdated. |
 | This user opposes NATO | |
| End the embargo | This user favors free trade between the United States and Cuba. |
 | This user believes that sweatshops in poor countries do more harm than good. |
| ? | This user follows their own political ideals. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user believes in universal college tuition. |