User:NuclearSpuds/ComicDrafts

"Don't mind the fellow talking to himself in the corner. He's just got in the habit of leaving edit summaries on his own user pages."

"But sir, how can we possibly know why he was killed? We don't know the first thing about him!"

"Precisely, my dear Watson."

...and that's when I said, "Me? A vandal? Didn't anyone ever teach you to assume good faith?"

"You know, they say notability is in the eye of the beholder..."

"'They' just slipped you a 20 dollar bill."