User:NiceGuy152/Userboxes

In this universe it seems that the only thing constant is that everything changes. With that in mind note that this gallery of userboxes may no longer display an accurate portrayal of whom I am. Since the time when I began to add the first little userbox and watched it grown into the mighty monstrosity it is today many a moon has gone by:-)

My life in userboxes — The Director's Cut

Education

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school" Albert Einstein

This user studies at the University of Aalborg.

This user would like to be a teacher.

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

Mathematics

"Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper" David Hilbert

This user is an advanced mathematician.	This user knows how to Find x. .	$0.{\bar {9}}$=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626	$\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}$This user loves problem solving.	$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.
${\frac {a}{0}}$OH SHI–

Language

"My hovercraft is full of eels" -From the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch by Monty Python

This user is Danish	daDenne bruger har dansk som modersmål.	en-3This user can contribute with an advanced level of English.
ipa-1 əThis user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.	de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.	nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
sar-2This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm.

Lifestyle

"If you bring a hammer, you better bring nails." Jack Wheeler from Twin Peaks

This user is male.	This user was born on 1982/12/09.	This user loves knowledge.
This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd	Future indepThis user lives in the parental home, but is aspiring to leave.	This user has social anxiety.
This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.	This user loves userboxes.	This user is highly... um... What's that word again?
:-] This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.	This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.	—This space is for rent.
TIMEThis user wishes he was named TIME Person of the Year, but kind of was in the 2006 issue.	This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.	This user is heterosexual.
This user does not smoke.	?This user does not have dain bramage.	huh ?This user doesn't know what the hell they are doing.

Beliefs

"No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz" Homer J. Simpson

This user believes in God.	HO HO HO! This user believes in Santa Claus.	This user is a Sagittarian.
This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.	狗This user was born in the year of the Dog.	This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.
This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

Family

"Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family" Homer J. Simpson

Sibs This user is an only child.

Politics

"We Had To Invade, They Were Working On Weapons Of Mass Disintegration" Kodos...

This user is interested in politics.	This user is a committed advocate of democracy.	This user supports renewable energy.
This user supports sustainable living.	This user is for racial equality.	This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
ind This user is politically independent.	blfThis user believes in the ideal of idealism.

Computing

"A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year" Andrew S. Tanenbaum

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.	This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2006.	This user hacks happily with Emacs.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

Games

"The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games" Eugene Jarvis

MINE-1This user is a beginner minesweeper.	This user plays the Metroid series.	This user just sank your battleship.
This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?)	This user plays games in the Super Mario series.	All your base are belong to this user.
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

Food

"To alcohol: the cause of --- and solution to --- all of life's problems." Homer J. Simpson

This user loves food in moderation.	This user loves to eat pizza.	This user eats fish.
This user loves hamburgers.	This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.	This user drinks water.
This user drinks milk.	This user drinks orange juice.	This user takes his/her coffee with 1 creams and 0 sugars.
This user eats chocolate.	Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference.

Movies

"A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder" Alfred Hitchcock

This user loves the smell of napalm in the morning.	BB This user is on a mission from God.	This user is being hunted by Treadstone.
This user's looking at you, kid.	This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.	This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.	This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.	This user just loves a good western.
This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.	K-PAXian This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.	This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
This user knows "...there is no spoon".	A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!	FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.
JAY Snootchie-Bootchies!	Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...	TABak user derka derka derka!
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.	Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.	Kill BillThis user owns a Hattori Hanzo sword.
This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.	This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.	This user once lived on board the Death Star. And this is his review of the experience: SWEET!!!

Television

"Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education" Paul Erdös

This user has a television set.	HIMYMThis user lives by the Bro Code	NUMB3RSWe all use math every day.
UNITThis user answers only to the President of the United States.	ΔTPΔThis user likes a DAMN fine cup of coffee!	AThis user loves it when a plan comes together.
70sThis user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.	This user works at MI5 not 9 'til 5.	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.	SUThis user is a fan of stand-up comedy.	HThis user believes that everybody lies.
SVThis user is faster than a speeding bullet.	STAR TREKNiceGuy152 is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation.TNG	This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.
This user relives Studio 6060	Dexter This user lives by Harry's code.	ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!
d'oh!This user is a possible Homer Sexual.	This user is a fan of Friends.	This user starts by shooting above the knee.
CSIThis user follows the evidence.	This user is a fan of The West Wing.	PBThis user would go to prison to break their brother out.
This user is proud of his/her silly walk!	newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.	This user is a Time Lord.
TThis user knows that "the 21st century's when everything changes - and you've got to be ready!"	This user dislikes commercials that happen during TV shows and movies and finds them annoying	Scrubs This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.
This user knows it all started with a Big Bang (BANG!!!)	Burn NoticeThis user has been burned and isn't going anywhere.	NCISThis user deserves a smack upside the head.
BENDER B. RODRIGUEZBite this user's shiny metal ass!	MB This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

Music

"Without music, life would be a mistake" Friedrich Nietzsche

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm (warriorpoet152).	arg-1This user is a novice air guitarist.	This user enjoys rock music.
This user enjoys Classical music.	This user is a fan of Coldplay.	A-IWake this user Up When September Ends.
KeaneThis user is lost Somewhere Only We Know.	This user doesn't look a thing like Jesus.	am Contrary to popular belief, this user does not look good on the dance floor.
oasis Someday you will find this user caught beneath the landslide in a Champagne Supernova in the sky.	All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.	QThis user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...
This user still hasn't found what they are looking for.	This user has scaled these city walls.	CASHThis user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
This user loves Slowhand.	This user walks in fields of gold.	This user loves The Beatles.
When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.	CREAMThis user likes white rooms with black curtains.	RHCPThis user is a huge Red Hot Chili Peppers fan.
AC/ DCThis user is a fan of AC/DC.	Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

Books

"Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always explaining things to them" The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

This user is a book lover.	This user reads between the lines.	This user enjoys reading almost anything.
This user is a bibliophile.	This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".	This user enjoys the works of Sherlock Holmes.
Big Brother is watching this user.	This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.	DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.	MThis user is a muggle.	This user enjoys the works of Ernest Hemingway.
This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on June 7.	One RingThis user stole the Precious. It's ours and we wants it!

Recreation

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Mark Twain

This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts.	This user is a recreational runner.	This user plays association football.
This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes.	Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

History

"If you can look into the seeds of time, And say which grain will grow and which will not, Speak" Banquo from Shakespeare's play Macbeth

This user is interested in Ancient Greece.	This user is interested in ancient Rome.	This user is interested in the Renaissance period.
This user is interested in the history of the United States.	This user is interested in World War II	This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.
This user is interested in counter-terrorism.	This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

Science

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!', but 'That's funny ...'" Isaac Asimov

This user is interested in linguistics.	Mendel is this user's chromeboy.	This user understands biological evolution.
This user has a keen interest in physics.	This user is interested in String Theory.	This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
This user is from Earth.

Comics

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman" Homer Simpson

This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

SupermanThis user is neither a bird nor a plane.

Wikipedia

"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path" Morpheous from the Matrix

Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.	This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.	Non nobis solum
This user assumes good faith.	This user prefers the metric system.	This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.
encycThis user frequently uses a physical encyclopedia to verify facts.	LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.	1RRThis user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.
This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.	This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.

The end

"Mr. Wizard! Get me the hell out of here!" Neo in the Matrix

ENDThis user has no more userboxes.