MrMagnentius

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

5.1

This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user is against DRM.

This user is against cyberbullying.

This user uses MSN Messenger.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

ISPThis user uses the email account provided by their ISP.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

Don't be evil

This user would be lost without Google.

This user is interested in environmentalism.

This user supports recycling.

This user wants to stop
global warming.

arThis user supports animal rights.

This user thinks that Bullfighting should be extinct.

This user supports Amnesty International.

This user does not smoke.

This user is interested in
science.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

This user belongs to mitochondrial DNA haplogroup.H1

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user celebrates, or was born on, Mole Day, on October 23rd.6.02x10²³

This user is interested in medicine.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user is interested in nanotechnology.

This user is interested in Philosophy, particularly later modern Western philosophy.

This user loves the philosophy of
Immanuel Kant.

This user is a Humanist.

This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.

This user adores the works of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.

This user feels the urge to buy just one more copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

L.V.	This user is a fan of Lord Voldemort.

Lab	This user supports the Labour Party (UK).

This user supports Parliamentary democracy as opposed to Presidential dictatorships.

This user is against monarchy.

This user is a socialist.

This user is a Marxist

This user is anti-fascist who is against racist ideology of Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, NDH and Nedić's Serbia.

This user supports the Zionist movement.

This user supports the United Nations.

This user trusts the EU about as far as they can throw it.

This user hopes the UK NEVER adopts the Euro.

This user supports NATO.

This user opposes Imperialism.

This user supports peace in space.

This user is a libertarian.

This user is a libertarian socialist.

This user admires Saint Óscar Romero.

This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012.

This user thinks that stock exchange is immoral.

Just say NO to political correctness.

Entertainment is a commodity.
News is a right.^†

This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in ancient Rome.

This user is interested in the history of the Holy Roman Empire.

This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.

This user is interested in the French Revolution.

This user is a child of the Enlightenment.