Emergency user slap button
Editors: Use this button if the user is malfunctioning. (direct link)
Unregistered users can a malfunctioning user to Wikipedia talk:Village stocks.
WARNING: This user doesn't know what she's doing, and may make mistakes. Please handle with care. This user enjoys editing technological articles, and tries to revert vandalism if she sees it.
edit | This user likes to sleep. |
 | This user currently resides on Planet Earth. |
 | This user would like to wish you a safe and prepared Velociraptor Awareness Day. |
| meow | This user sometimes adds a "meow" at the end of their sentences, meow. |
 | This user reads stories on AO3. |
 | This user archives webpages like mad using the Wayback Machine! |
 | This user is not wearing any pants |
| This user was on Cohost |
 | This user has been stealing her neighbor's wireless Internet connection, but now she has her own Wi-Fi router. Now this user knows that she has to protect her router to avoid paying big bills because of her neighbors. |
 | This user has an e621 account. |
| RvB | I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys. |
 | This user has an account on GitHub. |
 | This user has a website. |
 | This user's news source is The Onion. |
 |
|
|---|