This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
This user's favorite roller coaster is Goliath, which this user has ridden 1 times.
This user is best described as Chaos walking on 2 legs.
This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated.†