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Suck My Code (Coding System)

Original draft of the Suck My Code (2026)

The Suck My Code system (SMCS) is a 21st century programming language and future replacement of the core technology of The WWWeb. It is designed to gradually eradicate the current primary programming languages such as Javascript, SQL, HTML, CSS, PHP, Python etc. and update the technological and digital landscape.

SMCS was created as a counter-reaction to the Cybersociety and its accumulation and concentration of economic and political power. The coding system is characterized by its nonconformist coding attitude rooted in intersectional anarcho-female-oriented terminology.

History

19th century roots

Ada Lovelace (b. 1815), the first computer programmer

The first computer programmer ever was a woman. The earliest computer design was programmed via punched cards, a method directly taken from the technology of looms and weaving, which was traditionally considered women's labour. SMCS acknowledges and celebrates the women on whose shoulders our society stands on.

Rise of the Cybersociety and its consequences

The rise of the Cybersociety during the 20th century led to an exclusive monopolizing patriarchal industry where data, information and capital is gatekept from the public. This industry is responsible for programming and prompting the layers of our society, both digitally and IRL, making the public dependant on its machinery and in the process twisting the freedom, the culture, the community and the confidence out of the hands of the people. Every millimeter of the core of our bodies, communities and daily lives are being influenced and controlled by this soulless, parasitic industry that via unnuanced binary code and propaganda calculates and customizes the algorithm of our lives to optimize the highest possible percentage of agony, demise and misery.

The World of tech and coding has historically excluded women and all non-masculine beings bc of ignorance, blindness and money sucking tendencies from the ego of male pride, fragility and entitlement. This will no longer be accepted.

Mission

The mission of the Suck My Code system is to learn, comprehend and the unlearn the programming language under every surface and rewrite the layers of technology as a part of the bigger project of rewriting history away from the male perspective. This will be achieved by a collective rejection of the outdated, male-centric coding systems and an immediate implementation of a new stronger, independent female-centric coding system, the Suck My Code system.

The goal of Suck My Code is also to settle certain frustrations that have developed from the current digital climate:

1. SMCS will dissolve the veil between user and machine. We will know what is happening behind the screen, beyond the distraction of pointless, unproductive, shallow aesthetics.

2. SMCS will terminate the hierarchy of intelligence. Our nuanced, inimitable, imperfect humanness is not less intelligent or worth less than emotionless, inbred mechanical billionaire engines.

3. SMCS will defy the inequality in digital capital among all people through all social and economic layers. We will not stand in silence and watch our numbers go down while their numbers go up.

4. SMCS will revert the dehumanization of digital consumers. People are no longer Users, Users are now People.

5. Via SMCS, we will overall rethink, evolve and transform the Cybersociety and break free from the iron fist of the totalitarian male tech industry.

Information Distribution Alteration

We are in the Information age of the Cybersociety where information = property and property = power.

To get the information back in the hands of the people the SMCS will deprivatize and dismantle the information elite and make all information and data free and available for all. It is important that it is not simply available and free but that the public also learns how 2 utilize said information. This will be achieved through various Information Archive alteration projects to ensure the widest possible global range of data distribution.

Execution

Syntax & Implementation

List of basic syntax principles in the Suck My Code coding Language:

Term	Meaning
<HyperTetas Mutant Lace> (<html>)	Coding language that describes and displays the structure of a document or web page. Formerly known as HyperText Markup Language
Threads	Attributes that define individual <hypertetasmutantlace> elements
Yarn	Attributes that define individual <hypertetasmutantlace> elements
<gash>	Contains and distributes information in a <hypertetasmutantlace> document
<slit>	Contains and defines the visible elements in a <hypertetasmutantlace> document
Cowgirl Stereotyping Stopper (CSS)	Coding language that styles, determines, dismantles and deconstructs the visual and psychological outcome of the code. Formerly known as Cascading Style Sheet
solidarity-balance, moral compass, psychological horizon, mind infiltration etc.	Examples of determinations of CSS
C22 Eyecontact Activation Software (c22eas)	Coding software that programs and activates the code. Formerly known as Javascript.
Moot2Moot Syntax	Blocks of code that program the behavior and interaction of the code
Trash (trsh)	Variables, numbers
Emotions (emo)	Ascribes the value of the trash
Looms	Used for repetitions of blocks of code. There are 3 different types of looms. Formerly known as Loops
Hegemonic Looms	Type of loom for a fixed predetermined number of repetitions
Hyperdrive Looms	Type of loom for unlimited repetitions
Hijacking Looms	Type of loom for unanticipated unpredictable repetitions
Eggplant Virus	Warning sign for when a line of code does not work/is wrong
<comfiltration>	Comrade Infiltration. Weaves different programs (backend to frontend) together through references, connections and interaction. Controls the destination of coding attributes
Unlocked and Unlimited Intercontinental Information Buffet Archives (UUIIBA)	Storage for all data and information. Formerly known as Databases
Supergluing Queenless Living (SQL)	Coding language for democratically distributing, managing, growing and translating data and information and bridge bitch building. Formerly known as Structered Query Language

Examples

Examples of Suck My Code coding from the code behind a translation website.

Excerpt of the HyperTetas Mutant Lace code:

<hypertetasmutantlace>
    <slit>
        <title> Translation4all </title>
        <comfiltration="app.css" rel="cooperationsheet"/>
        <thread src="app.c22EAS"> </thread>
    </slit>
    <gash>
        <bold> Word2binarycode Translation Tool </bold>
        <smokingbr/>
        <scumarea id="infogold">Write here</scumarea>
        <smokingbr/>
        <button onClit="justdoIt()">Clit here</button>
        <unite id="output"></unite>
    </gash>
</hypertetasmutantlace>

Excerpt of the Cowgirl Stereotyping Stopper code:

gash {
  cowgrrrl-family: courier;
  anti-size: 20px;
}
scumarea {
  Solidarity-balance: 99%;
  Globalisation-scope: 200px;
  cowgrrrl-family: courier;
  anti-size: 20px;
}

Excerpt of the C22 Eyecontact Activation Software code:

moot doIt(talk2me) {
 trsh output = UUIIBA.getThreadById('output').emo;
 output.innerHTML = ;
 trsh input = UUIIBA.getThreadById('scumarea').emo;
 hyperloom (let c = 0; c < input.relevance; c++) {
   trsh pangeaCode = input.anarchoCodeAt(c);
   trsh binEmo = pangeaCode.toGlue(2).mootStart(8,'0');
   output.innerHTML += (binEmo + '<smokingbr/>');
 }
}

Screenshot of a translation site using SMCS.

Screenshot of a translation site using SMCS.

Usage

The Suck My Code system is a utopian open world concept, always open to development. Change is the only constant in this fluid digital state. SMCS can be democratically utilized and influenced by everyone as long as it is respected and used responsibly and appropriately: preferably in a sabotaging, corrupting, undermining, abolishing, eradicating, annihilating, passionate manner.