I don't like typing very much, so I will just use userboxes to describe myself.
| — | This user has NO personality. |
| This user is an Australian citizen. |
| This user comes from Adelaide, South Australia. |
| This user is male. |
| This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. |
| This user collects model cars. |
| This user is interested in motorsports. |
| SC | This user is a Supercars Championship fan |
| GMH | This user is a fan of Holden Racing Team |
| AU | This user speaks Australian English. |
| This user watches the Seven Network |
| G | This user will use Google before asking dumb questions. |
| This user contributes using Internet Explorer 7. |
| This user's primary email client is Outlook Express. |
| XP | This user uses Windows XP. |
| This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death. |
| This user contributes using a laptop. |
| This user uses an AMD processor |
| This user still remembers these. |
| This user is a chocoholic. |
| This user eats potato chips. |
| This user loves to eat pizza. |
| This user likes Chocolate Chip Cookies. |
| This user likes Ice cream. |
| This user drinks milk. |
| This user drinks chocolate milk. |
| This user drinks water regularly. |
| This user drinks Mountain Dew. |
| This user enjoys chess. |
This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) |
| G | This user does not like Mondays. |
| This user is right-handed. |
| FM | This user has an FM radio. |
| This user has a television set. |