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May 2025 United States presidential election
← November 2024
May 5, 2025 (1st round)
May 9, 2025 (2nd round)
November 2025 →
538 members of the Electoral College
270 electoral votes needed to win
Turnout55.31% (Decrease 9.7)
 
Nominee AJ Styles Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Jimmy Uso
Party Freedom PORK Jimmy
Home state Florida California Florida
Running mate Tolulope Omogbehin Stephanie McMahon Keanu Reeves
Electoral vote 298 240 Eliminated
States carried 27 23 + D.C. Eliminated
Popular vote 98,192,193 81,816,186 Eliminated
President before election

Vince McMahon
PORK

 Elected President

AJ Styles
Freedom

The United States held its presidential election on May 5, 2025, to elect the president and vice president for a 6 month term ending on November 10, 2025. A 2nd round was held on May 9th as no candidate won a majority of votes. Candidates were allowed to declare their candidacies between March 4th and March 20th, and the primaries were held from March 21st and April 2nd, with nomination day on April 4th.

In the 1st round, AJ Styles of the Freedom party narrowly defeated Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson of the PORK party. However, Styles did not win enough electoral votes to be elected president, and will face off against Johnson in the 2nd round on May 9th. Jimmy Uso placed 3rd, and if he had won California he would’ve beaten Johnson and faced off against Styles. However, Johnson won California, and Uso lost the election. Shortly after the results were announced, Uso conceded defeat and endorsed Styles.

Styles and Johnson faced a head-to-head rematch on May 9th, which Styles handily won. Styles will be inaugurated as President of the United States on May 10th, with a term lasting 6 months, until November 10th, 2025.


Background

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James Porkinstein won the 2024 election alongside Logan Paul, defeating Detsalb Jr. and his running mate, Keanu Reeves.

On January 2nd, 2025, Porkinstein fired Vice President Paul and replaced him with former WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Porkinstein died on January 25th and McMahon succeeded him as president.

On March 4th, the first day of candidates being allowed to declare runs, President Vince McMahon attempted to postpone the election until June-July, citing lack of funds, but the Supreme Court overturned it 30 minutes later and ruled that the election must carry on as normal, which McMahon respected.

Candidates

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Official candidates will be announced between March 1st and April 3rd, with party nominations on April 3rd, but here are some speculated candidates.

PORK Party

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Candidates

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Nominee

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Eliminated in primary

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  • Elon Musk: world’s richest person (round 1)
  • Vince McMahon: president (2025-present), vice president (2025), CEO of WWE (1982-2022) and executive chairman of WWE (2023-2024) (round 2)
  • Cody Rhodes: professional wrestler (round 3)
  • Brock Lesnar: vice president (2025) and wrestler (round 4)
  • Logan Paul: vice president (2024-2025), youtuber, and podcaster (round 5)
  • Kane: wrestler and mayor of Knox County, Tennessee (round 6)

Declined

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  • Pork Jr.: politician and son of former president James Porkinstein (endorsed Vince McMahon)
  • Jake Paul: youtuber, podcaster, and brother of Logan Paul (endorsed Logan Paul)
  • Shane McMahon: wrestler and son of president Vince McMahon (endorsed Vince McMahon)
  • Linda McMahon: administrator of the small business administration (2017-2019) (endorsed Vince McMahon)
  • Rick Blastly: government minister (2024-present) and CEO of Rick Broccoli (2024-present) (endorsed Vince McMahon)
  • Sneakable: youtuber and convicted spy (endorsed Vince McMahon)
  • Deadpool: “superhero” (endorsed Kane)
  • Telus Guy: prominent bird and betrayer (did not endorse)

Freedom Party

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Candidates

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Nominee

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Eliminated in primary

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Declined

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The Rugrats

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Declared

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Jimmy

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On March 5, Jimmy Fallon announced he would run for president under the PORK Party. His longtime rival Jimmy Kimmel then announced his own bid for the presidency under the Freedom Party. They both ran to determine who the “best Jimmy” is. Shortly after, they both announced their intention to form the Jimmy Party, of which they would try to get every famous Jimmy to run for president to determine who the best Jimmy is.

Nominee

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Eliminated in primary

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Others

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Candidates

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Declared

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  • Donald Trump: president (2017-2021) and candidate in 2024[1] (later withdrew)

Declined

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Timeline

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  • January 2nd: President James Porkinstein fires vice president Logan Paul and replaces him with Vince McMahon.
  • January 25th: President Porkinstein passes away, and Vice President Vince McMahon succeeeds him.
  • January 28th: President McMahon appoints Brock Lesnar as the new vice president.
  • January 30th: Opinion polling is published for the first time.
  • February 8th: Pork Jr. declines to run for president and endorses Vince McMahon. YouTuber Brian Awadis enters the race as a 3rd party.
  • February 12th: Vice President Brock Lesnar announces he will be distancing himself from the McMahon administration after it came out McMahon still supports Diddy. Despite this, Lesnar refused to step down as Vice. McMahon fired Lesnar minutes later.
  • February 13th: McMahon appoints MrBeast as the new Vice President.
  • March 4th: Right as campaigning begins, President McMahon attempts to delay the presidential election until June-July, but is overturned by the Supreme Court. Campaigning officially begins.
  • March 5th: The Jimmy Party is founded and enters the race.
  • March 21st: Primary season officially begins.
  • April 3rd: Primaries end.
  • April 4th: Nominees are formally selected.
  • April 22nd: The presidential debate is held.
  • May 5th: The first round of the election is held.
  • May 9th: The second round of the election is held.
  • May 10th: AJ Styles is inaugurated as the new president.
  • June 4th Adam Met is President
  • June 10th Minister of Foreign Affairs is AJ Styles

June 10th other Ministers

Minster of Economy- Brian “The Q” Quinnman Attorney General - Jack Met Minister of Interior - Neil Cicierega Minister of Transportation - Andre

PORK Party Opinion Polling

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R. Blastly V. McMahon L. Paul C. Rhodes Sneakable L. McMahon D. Johnson B. Lesnar S. McMahon E. Musk Kane
9.2% 34.9% 11.1% 7% 1.2% 0.9% 19.8% 4% 0.4% 17.2% 8.9%

Freedom Party Opinion Polling

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D. Jr. L. Gaga K. Reeves M. Mannington H. Lukens B. Pitt A. Damon B. Quinnman R. Reynolds A. Pie
27.2% 15.8% 10.2% 10.9% 5.3% 1.7% 3.8% 7.2% 6.9% 2.5%

Jimmy Party Opinion Polling

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J. Kimmel J. Fallon J. Uso J. Butler J. Chamberlin J. Chin J. Connors J. Donaldson J. Dore J. Hart J. Morales J. Willis
18.6% 18.2% 19.1% 2.5% 9.2% 3.4% 2.1% 20.4% 7.6% 2.7% 9.4% 3.2%


Hypothetical Opinion Polling

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Lady Gaga vs. Vince McMahon

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Man M. Mannington vs. Vince McMahon

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Vince McMahon vs. Detsalb Jr.

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Lady Gaga vs. Rick Blastly

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Detsalb Jr. vs. Rick Blastly

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Rick Blastly vs. Man M. Mannington

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Detsalb Jr. vs. Brian Awadis

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Brian Awadis vs. Lady Gaga

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Cody Rhodes vs. Man M. Mannington

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Cody Rhodes vs. Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga vs. Elon Musk

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Man M. Mannington vs. Logan Paul

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Man M. Mannington Logan Paul
76% 24%
  1. ↑ Trump announced his candidacy via a TruthSocial post, promising to Make America Great Again
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