| Misanthropist | This user is a misanthropist. |
| agn | This user is interested in agnosticism. |
| This user is right-handed. |
| 37 | This user is 37 years old. |
| This user is an only child. |
| This user is a chemist. |
| This user has never left the Western Hemisphere. |
| This user is nocturnal. |
| This user observes Daylight Saving Time. |
| This user's time zone is EST. |
| This user is a Leo. |
| 龍 | This user was born in the year of the Dragon. |
| This user is a college student. |
| I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. |
| ? | This user follows their own political ideals. |
| This user's favourite colour is orange. |
| This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is JCrazy84. |
| This user uses MSN Messenger as JCrazy84@hotmail.com. |
| This user is the man now, dog. |
| This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
| Ad | This user's Internet service provider used to be Adelphia. |
| This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. |
| Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! |
| This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. |
| This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games. |
| This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible. | YA RLY |
| intel inside | This user uses Intel processors exclusively. |
| V | This user is a vegetarian. |
| This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry. |
| This user drinks orange juice. |
| E8 | This user survived eon8. |
| POGO | This user is a Club Pogo member and their screen name is JCrazy84 |
| This user enjoys playing Euchre. |
| This user enjoys playing poker. |
| This user enjoys playing spades. |
| This user prefers to play games on a PC. |
| This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console. |
| fan-0 | This user dislikes the computer or video game World of Warcraft. |
| TES IV | This user is fanatical about The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. |
| λ | This user plays Half-Life 2. |
| This user watches 24. |
| DJ | This user wishes they had a Dirty Job. |
| M*A*S*H | This user understands: "the M stands for mobile". |
| ATHF | This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. |
| FG | This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. |
| This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible. | YA RLY |
| rvb | This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic. |
| This user likes games, eh, nudge nudge, say no more! |
| This user is a subscriber to XM Satellite Radio. |
| This user appreciates progressive rock. |
| This user has an iPod. |
| This user plays eight-ball. |
| This user plays nine-ball. |
| This user is interested in yoga. |
| CLE | This user is a fan of the Cleveland Guardians |
| This user despises the New York Yankees. |
| This user is a fan of the Ohio State Buckeyes |
| CLE | This user is a fan of the Cleveland Cavaliers. |
| TB | This user is a fan of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. |
| PIT | This user is a fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers. |
| CLE | This user is a fan of the Cleveland Browns. |
| AKR | This user is a fan of the Akron RubberDucks |
| jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a | This user likes banging on the keyboard. |
| ... | This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. |
| TO | This user is a fan of The Offspring. |
| TV | This user is a fan of The Vandals. |
| AFI | This user has a Fire Inside. |
| No img till further notice, sry | This user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo. |
| This user plays golf. |
| This user wants to believe, but verifiability is policy. |
| This user believes in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. |
