| /.*? | This user is currently suffering psychiatrically and might malfunction. |
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editiris is under the effect of depression and can will malfunction. it's like having one's mind filled with static and white noise.
yet the flowers blossom no more -
deep asleep, birds' quieted chirping;
wind mourning in stasis, yet the cold -
a phaseless moon, round and round circling.
my version of translation of lyrics from ..'s イワシがつちからはえてくる lit. A Sardine grows out from the soil, specifically, its bridge. it resonates with me the most during my depressive episodes.
0:14p (+8) 3/4/2026
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Random rant of the week
editWeek25
It surprises me how capable the macOS's photos app is when it comes to editing raw images. Being able to do complex image editing on a laptop without using hotkeys or a mouse feels like literal magic, and so is the tone mapping tool. The image edited is this photograph of an IvyBridge-EP CPU. As an 8-core server-tier CPU from 2011, it now has performance comparable to mere three Zen3 cores (@~3.6GHz).
Previous rants of the week
Week24 - Schedutil is the peak of linux CPU performance govornor, given the right data (which would require the silicon's engineering team's knowledge). Modern SoCs would probably melt on the spot with Interactive and Ondemand. Snapdragon/cough810
Week23 - Apple, why does your music app requires half a gigabyte of RAM to run on Android?
Below is my 'normal' user page.
editI have an alt account: anodyneiris. That's the account where I try to calm down and make only edits that are of uncontroversial nature whatsoever.
This user may comprehend text about computer science and psychopathology, at a level considerably below that of an undergraduate's.[1] They tend to get overzealous on BLPs and articles on corporations, being over-suspicous on other editors' intent. When this happens, trout-whack me!
For the alternative version of me in a parallel universe where the concept of objective truth has ceased to exist and where 2 + 2 = 5, see my Uncyclopedia user page.
The user's signature translates to, in literal, "sea salt slushy". Here's the signature, in case you're wondering -> 海盐沙冰 / aka irisChronomia / Talk
This user is born male, but use any pronouns you feel like when referring to me.
This user speaks Mandarin Chinese natively and can understand a few related spoken dialects:[2] Cantonese, Hunanese (partial) and Sichuanese (very barebones). 0% ability to comprehend any of Kra-Dai, Hmong-Mien or Hokkien. I'm happy to help with translations! Just start a request at my talk page!
hardly-encyclopedic photography
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Rainfall hitting on ground next to the Guangzhou Opera House, illuminated by an LED sign. Behind, the skyline of Zhujiang New Town can be seen, with the 438m-tall [1439ft] IFC being obscured by the low-flying clouds.
Apr 3, 2020; 19:22 local (+8). Aquos R Compact, 3.4mm f/2.2, iso100 in 1/30s.

Parc Central a.k.a. 天环, stylized 天環 lit. sky-ring.[3] Jul 29, 2018; 18:50 local (+8). alpha NEX-5N 18mm f/4, iso800 in 1/125s. The Apple Store, with its striking scale and brightness, was and still is the most demanding attention seeker of the area.

Sunlight under diffraction glating as it travels through a specifically-designed cube of glass. The out-of-focus fingers of my right hand can be seen, with the other hand holding the photo-taking phone. Original EXIF info lost through the editing process; presumably late afternoon of Apr 1, 2021; Aquos R, f/1.9 w/ optical image stabilization.

both volatile and non-volatile, manufacturered with colourless / black PCBs (printed circuit boards).
appendix
editList of instances where I have exceeded my 1RR commission / doing other bad stuff
edit- 2026
editMar. 3 | 2RR - 1 2 (Reverting twice)
Reason | Personal bias against the article's subject; suspecting the other editor to be UPEditor.
Feb. 6 | ABF - 11 (Assuming bad-faith)
Reason | Egregious assume-bad-faith caused by overly aggressive suspicions and overzealous policing of NoPromo policy; turns out to be a false positive against a honest and good-faith editor. lvl4-im Redwarned myself.
Jan. 13 | lazy - 21 22 (Literally me being lazy; arguably caused by me editing under influence... of depression)
Reason | Being too lazy to source a single line of fact and spend octuple-squared the time whining about the other editor instead of just go and fix the damn issue.
Resolved | Yes - r1 r2
- 2025
edit(Under construction.)
List of instances where I violated 3RR
editfootnotes
edit- ↑ I'm recognized legally as an elementary school graduate for never completing my high school / undergrad diploma because of my mental illnesses.
- ↑ Let's not start another linguistics and geopolitical flame war by arguing if any or all of these are separate languages instead of dialects.
- ↑ The Chinese character for sky天 has connotations to heaven / of heavenly beings and of greatness. It is therefore idiomatic to translate the name to, for example, the One Big Beautiful Ring.[sarcasm]
irisChronomia Mar 8, 2026 8:31p (+8)