“See,” Egostormish says, “This is actually Reverse Psychology. You are actually supposed to press it. Go on, do it”


Egostormish (pronounced “E-gosh-tor-mish”) is a Wikipedian who is open to trouting. He claims to be “hot and handsome and cute and has a lot of girlfriends.” Though, that is widely contested.[citation needed]

Most of Egostormish’s edits are fixing typos or expanding his user page.

Personality

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Egostormish is a quite friendly guy, noted as always trying to be a kind individual. Though, sources say[weasel words] that he can get very angry during heated debates and oft has trouble with stoping an argument.

If, per se, he were to get into his “can’t stop arguing” phase, then assume good faith and politely and calmly whack him with a wet trout.

Looks

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No one, except for Egostormish, knows what Egostormish looks like. He claims to be hot and handsome, but that is unconformable as he refuses to show is face online due to “security reasons.”

Hobbies

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He likes to play video games and notes that he “isn’t half bad at them.” He also notably “scrolls” on Wikipedia when he is bored.