Editor 5426387
The place they work for
Nickname5426387
BornClassified
Somewhere in Russia
Allegiance
Branch
Wikipedia
Rank
User
Commands
Unknown
Conflicts
AwardsA single falafel
SignatureEditor 5426387 (talk)

[Insert Name here] (Born [Redacted]), also known as Editor 5426387 is a Wikipedia editor,[1] who edits Wikipedia.

Early life

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5426387 was born on [Insert time here] somewhere in Russia[2], and they went over to America at some point in the 2000s, where they first began to use Wikipedia as an "helper" in high school and college[3].

Career with Wikipedia

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Facts:

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  • People can call them "the editor"[4], not just on here but also on other platforms (This and other branches of Wikipedia)
  • they have been editing Wikipedia since 2022. but they've been using it for a lot longer.[5]
  • they believe that people should know the truth.[6]
  • they believe people should have free speech on the internet, but that does not include misinformation.
  • they have a random number behind their Username just because. people like to ask that a lot.
  • Please tell them if you disagree with something they wrote, and they will do even more research on the subject.
  • they mostly fix grammar mistakes on Wikipedia. That is actually just about all they do, fact-checking and grammar mistake-fixing.
  • they sometimes may answer in "In the news", but most of the time, their opinion has already been said.
  • they are based in America, although they are from another country, and spend most of their time abroad (U.K) for business reasons.

Questions

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The following is from a interview that was totally not made up.

Q: do you spend all your time here?

A: next question

Q: How many hours do you spend here per day?

A: yes.[7]

Q: Why 5426387?

A: because I said so.[8]

Q: what is your religion?

A: I believe in our lord and savior, Jimbo Wales.

Q: How long have you been cool?

A: since June 6, 2026

Notes

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  1. wikipedia is where you read this, right?
  2. Somewhere - Saint Petersburg, Leningrad Oblast. Exact location classified for private reasons.
  3. No, I did not cheat by using it.
  4. See the name
  5. since the early 2000s
  6. well... that is what wikipedia is suppose to be.
  7. That means a lot.
  8. also because Random Number Generator.