NOW YOU HAVE TO LOOK THROUGH THIS HUGE USERBOX COLLECTION, OH NOES!!!11121
| OVER 9000! | This user knows that Vegeta's power level is OVER 9000! |
| CUV | This user is dedicated to cleaning up vandalism. |
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This user has a website, which can be found here. |
 | This user is a frequent poster at 4chan. |
 | This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as Bhrae. |
 | This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia. |
| デス ノート | This user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals. |
| FMA | This user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange. |
| 暁 | This user is an Akatsuki. |
| ♪ | This ninja is loyal to Orochimaru. |
 | This user is a fan of Makoto Kino. |
| Nyu! | This user is a Diclonius |
| H | This user is a member of the Hellsing Organization. |
| 星方武侠 | This user is in search of The Galactic Leyline |
| G | This user will use Google before asking dumb questions. |
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This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you) |
 | This user uses the FrostWire P2P client. |
 | This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind. |
 | This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar. |
 | This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one. |
 | This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. † |  |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
 | This user enjoys Metal music. |
 | This user likes alternative rock. |
 | This user enjoys Chinese traditional music. |
 | This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming. |
 | This user likes visual kei, meaning that they don't mind when men wear dresses and make-up. |
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This user contributes while using Winamp. |
| Yupp tspp tsupp burreevick durridullan dick dully dillun ditsdundulla ribbee dubbee dulla roop buddyroobyrung goory gung gook gaya geeree gung goo! |
| B | This user is a fan of black or dark comedy. |
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Actually, the Internet is serious business. |
| SU | This user is a fan of stand-up comedy. |
| BAMF | This user is one BAMF among many |
| БОРАТ | This user is a fan of Borat. |
 | This user is interested in fossils |
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This user is interested in Paleontology. |
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This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. |
 | This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing. |
 | This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH! |
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This user is ambidextrous. |
 | This user is a Grammar Nazi! |
 | This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans. |
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This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks. |
 | This user is an explosive. |
 | This user likes to use eyeliner. |
 | This user enjoys reading fiction. |
 | This user enjoys reading Fantasy. |
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This user is a fan of the Odyssey. |
 | This user is part of the Angel Experiment. |
| HP | This user is a Harry Potter fan. |
| DON'T PANIC | This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels. |
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This user is an omnivore. |
 | This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life. |
 | This user eats crab. |
 | This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham. |
 | This user bleeds TABASCO pepper sauce . |
 | This user is a cereal killer. |
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This user loves bacon! |
 | This user eats Swedish Fish. |
 | This user eats cookies. |
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This user drinks chocolate milk. |
 | This user takes his/her coffee with 24673567 creams and 673657356 sugars. |
| TEA! | This user drinks southern sweet tea. |
 | This user drinks Mountain Dew. |
| S | This user drinks Snapple. |
| CCV | This user loves to drink Vanilla Coke. |
| RC | This user drinks RC Cola. |
 | This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it. |
 | This user is owned by one or more cats. |
 | This users favourite animal is the Red fox. (Vulpes vulpes) |
| WW | This user is a Wildlife Warrior. |
| This user believes they are unique, just like everybody else. | =] |
| |\|0 | This user is 133+$p33k!|\|g!!! |
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This user is a userbox... |
| LYS | This user is... Lysdexic? |
 | This user is near sighted. |
| XXX | This user is Straight Edge. |
"Durgs" and sex might be fun for a while, but subconcious teeth grinding and STDs are not.
| ’M | Wild MissingNo. appeared! |
| This user is a fan of Makoto Kino. |
This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.
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This is a cell-sized userbox. |
pox This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual. :( This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.
| :^D | This user has no more userboxes. |
Edits
editI don't really make any major ones, but it really tugs at my heartstrings if i see an article that has been fubar'd. I try to remove every instance of vandalism I find and add any snippet of information if i know it.
Origin
editSomewhere in the South. The DEEP South. As in Hell. Or possibly North Carolina, USA. You might see that this page says I am British, but I am only in ancestry (a little bit at heart, too).
Likes
editEyeliner, Orochimaru, Mountain Dew Code Red, yaoi, Snape (especially when he's on a plane). Well, just see the userbox collection.
Dislikes
editEverything else.
Also, when my friends visit this page and leave some poorly typed comment here and not in my talk section. Ahem. Michael. >>;