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Rossius and Evvius Begg are two obese female Guinea pigs who despise being taken out of their enclosure and are concerningly obsessed with carrots, bananas, basil, apple and many other common foods. The average weight of a standard Guinea pig is 790 grams, however Rossius is approximately 1350 grams and Evvius isn't far off. Despite their urge to devour everything in sight, they are surprisingly tame and are believed to be fond of their owner, me. Their common hobbies consist of sleeping, eating and staring at the TV, even if it hasn't been turned on. Although they are both a "short haired breed" and are siblings, they have very different fur colour and personality. Eve is grey and mostly white whilst Rose is several shades of brown and they both have very dissimilar views on life. Between them, they have established a hierarchy that changes every month. It consists of a leader who has priority over their house, their food and everything else that matters in their lives. As well as the leader, there is the inferior one who has to suffer for the time that they are in this position. To become dominant, the Guinea pigs fight in many ways. Rose's primary battle strategy's are: Urinating in Evvius's face, squealing, growling, swinging her rear end in a tribal way.